Recent content by Canard

Trick photography Nor real, Meatpie. The accompanying French script explains that one man is playing all three parts: photographer, cop, and body! Ingenious, though....

No, I am an atheist. If you want to believe, that's fine by me. I don't bite.

Hi, Executee. Just acknowledging your post which is about all I have time for at the moment. Will send a more detailed PM when I get the chance. Regards, Canard.

Thanks, Roger. Although I'm more likely to turn up in France than Spain!

Gay Duck. My definition of 'bisexual' is 'gay bloke who has made a mistake'.

Definitely in to a bit of one on one play here. No prob with being either victim or the other one, subject to circumstances. Please do not confuse me with some fat, ugly fantasist trying to con/lie his way into a bit of sex, (get plenty of this, thank you!), although I would point out that I...

Good tip, Headsman, and I thank you. Tell me, though, would this work when you are dead?

Thanks, Snerdguy, for your thoughtful and considered comments. Much appreciated. Being the cynic that I am, I suspect that most of the practical problems upon which you touch could be cured by a bit of old-fashioned bribery. Well, we shall see! Thanks for taking the trouble to post. Sincerely...

Sorry I haven't posted for a while. A real-life health scare got in the way! At one stage, I thought I was going to become a corpse, as in one death rattle coming up! All this got me to thinking about what I wanted to happen to my dead, stiff cadaver, and I came up with the following. Firstly...

Thanks, deaddirty and jon-b. I'll bash on with the two-fingered typing as soon as poss! Appreciate your encouragement. Makes a change from writing reports for shipping agents, anyway. Canard

Would I like to clean and prepare this little hottie for his autopsy! Then dress him for his coffin. Bet his cock was hard. Mine is now.

Brilliant!!! See you joined a year ago, by the way. Er, happy anniversary, then! Really liked the shot of the two boys laid out side by side. Just the right degree of pallor, and the one on the right with his legs enticingly open.

Nice. Like your inventive titling style! ATB, Canard

My first post, so here goes. About thirty years ago when I was a mere 27 years old, I used to stay at an old college friend's place when on business in the East Midlands. Dave was an engaging, cute blonde a year older than I and I was privy to most of his little secrets including his penchant...

Joined two days ago, and about to do my first post based on a true story. No need to bore you all twice - read the post, which I'm about to start work on now! Canard