Off with their heads

So said the Queen of Hearts in 1865 in the famous Lewis Carroll works. A century and half later, beheadings are back in vogue. In Mexico (drug cartels), Syria/Iran/whatever (religious zealots with ugly beards), Iran (no homosexuals at all are in Iran), and elswhere near and far now have beheadings as their national pastime.

Cutting men's heads off only seems like a homosexual fetish. The beheader pushes his crotch down upon the prone body of the beheadee. Not homosexual at all. The beheader pulls back the forehead of the beheadee to see his reaction. Not homosexual at all. The beheader causes the release of the beheadees bodily fluids (red, not white). Not homosexual at all.

"No homos in Iran"? They are all hiding.

Getting head from another man? Not homosexual at all.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said there were no homosexuals in Iran. He knowingly lied, of course. I have had several Iranian male friends who are gay like me.