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I read that Elizabeth employs a woman for the sole purpose of wearing her new shoes, to break them in, so the Queen's own royal toes need never feel a pinch.......
The only royal shoes you'll be seeing are the ones WE shove up your arse young man
Does that make you sixth in line to the throne?
Wait, you say 'his favourite catamite". Does that imply he has a whole stable of catamites - or should that be stud farm?
All I know is Harry promised me that when he becomes King I'll be Queen.