Who drowns first

[Waterdeth]

You are getting ready to be tied to a guy who can't swim. You are not a strong swimmer, yourself, but you can hold your own. This guy is going to be handcuffed his legs to your legs you are face to face with him. There is no real strategy to this. The drowning man can easily hold you under and you both drown. Or do you drown him first and manage to swim to the shore carrying his drowned, waterlogged body.
Who is the guy? (this can be a celebrity. Just thinking that they can't swim is erotic enough) and who drowns first?


for me.. the guy who can't swim is me.. and the celebrity who drowns with me is a speedo clad wearing cross fit champ Lucas Parker

 

[Tim Decker]

You would probably lose ability to get as much air as Parker and when you did drown your body connected to his legs and your air empty lungs weighing Parker he would drown at the same spot. Then his lungs would be air empty to then I would like to swim to you both squeeze your chest and see the foam water mixture come out of your mouths. I would like to do this about five times apiece.