The Darwin Awards

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If he were still living, I'd take him home. Nice body but retarded brain. Not sure I'd want him to remain in the gene pool.
 

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No, definitely not. That's the whole point of the annual Charles Darwin Award for Personal Deselection (to give it its full formal title) - it is awarded to the person who has got themselves killed in such a spectacularly dumb way that their action in removing their genes from the pool is clearly beneficial to the rest of the species.
 

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Now why not jump straight into a raging flooded river?
 
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