Art Of War

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What is your most awkward I got caught.........moment(s)?

Mine would be

1) Naked walking around the house with a boner
2) Wanking to porn

 
On a hillside on remote Hebridean island in the heather lying on my back legs apart kilt up with a lassie sucking my cock an older man and woman with a dog walk by and ignore us
 
Well, any of these sure felt embarrassing:

a) as a teen, my Mom catching me rubbing myself against my male next-door neighbor during a wrestling match;
b) my landlady walking in on me while I was jacking off to gay porn;
c) getting my cock sucked by another guy in my car as a police officer pulled up and shined his light on us. First words out of his mouth were, "So what you two doin', adjustin' your Fruit of the Looms?!"
 
I was in college in my dorm room jacking off naked by myself to gay porn. All of a sudden an older college custodian keyed into my dorm room unexpectedly to check a maintennance problem. He took one look and said "Uh OH" and he got all wide-eyed.

He then quickly exited the dorm room and locked it up again, heard him mutter outside the door "fuckin' never know what kinda shit you're gonna walk into around here!"

:whoaaah::whoaaah::whoaaah: :blush::blush::blush:
 
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