Shirtless boy strangled by python

Or even:
"SNAKES PRESERVE US! "

How about a little of each: Hear us, SAINT Phocas the Gardener, patron against SNAKE bites...we beseech thee...PRESERVE US from those God-damned vipers! [One must address the saints just so, or they pretend not to have heard.]

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But knowing St Phocas, he'll send us a god-damned elapid instead!
 
HAHA...that Phocus is such a smart ass. Well, screw him. We will take our serpentine business to Saint Blaise instead.
 
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