I could have claimed a body at the morgue? I'll have me an Aussie Lifeguard, please.
http://www.smh.com.au/national/opendoor-morgue-leaves-bodies-up-for-grabs-20090920-fwso.html
http://www.smh.com.au/national/opendoor-morgue-leaves-bodies-up-for-grabs-20090920-fwso.html