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This site has an automatic ban system that operates on points system.

For each failure to stick to the forum rules you will receive an infraction that will display on your profile.

When you get several infractions your access to the site will become progressively restricted, first you won't be able to post new threads, then your ability to post replies and view pictures will be removed.

Finally if you get 5 points you are automatically banned from the site permanently.

Serious infractions may never expire.

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Treeshaka

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Serious infractions may never expire, cause we are fags.........blah, blah, blah........here is a joke.......there is a married couple and a couple of fags staying in s motel. The motel catches on fire.......who gets out first? The faggots........they have already got their shit packed........Ha!
 

mxboots888

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You know what they say about those who protest too much. You are in good company with your republican gay-hating mongers who get caught with their pants down with rent boys. LOL :aha:
 

phyzzique

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Straight asshole is staying in a motel....He calls the front desk and says "I gotta leak in my sink".....The clerk replies: "Go ahead":hahahahha:
 

Treeshaka

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Faggots

A faggot walks into a bar with :winner::winner::winner::winner::winner::winner:a duck in his arms......bartender says you cant bring that in here......duck says sit outside the door fag while i get a quick shot..........:winner::winner::winner::winner::jawdrop::bow::bow::bow::punch::punch::punch::teddybear::teddybear::shooting spree::shooting spree::shooting spree:
 

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Serious infractions may never expire, cause we are fags.........blah, blah, blah........here is a joke.......there is a married couple and a couple of fags staying in s motel. The motel catches on fire.......who gets out first? The faggots........they have already got their shit packed........Ha!
Straight asshole is staying in a motel....He calls the front desk and says "I gotta leak in my sink".....The clerk replies: "Go ahead":hahahahha:
 

phyzzique

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So the fag at the front desk replies: I have anal leakage.........it could be a lot worse..........
Straight evangelical women was staying at a motel by herself.

Being somewhat lonely, she thought, "I'll call one of those men you see advertised in phone books for escorts and sensual massages."

She looked through the phone book, found a full page ad for a guy calling himself Tender Tony - a very handsome man with assorted physical skills flexing in the photo. He had all the right muscles in all the right places, thick wavy hair, long powerful legs, dazzling smile, six pack abs and she felt quite certain she could bounce a quarter off his well-oiled butt.... She figured, what the heck, nobody will ever know. I'll give him a call.

"Good evening, ma'am, how may I help you?" . . . Oh my, he sounded sooo sexy!

Afraid she would lose her nerve if she hesitated, she rushed right in, "Hi, I hear you give a great massage, I'd like you to come to my motel room and give me one. No, wait, I should be straight with you. I'm in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hot, and I want it now. Bring implements, toys, rubber, leather, whips, everything you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night -tie me up, cover me in chocolate syrup and whipped cream, anything and everything, I' m ready!! Now how does that sound?"

He said, "That sounds absolutely fantastic, but you need to press 9 for an outside line."
 

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A South Carolina State trooper pulled over a pickup on I-95. The trooper asked, "Got any ID?"

The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
 

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Nice work Phyzzique
 
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