There is a new dude working in security at the local supermarket...awesome model so handsome I can't bear it.
I can't stand it.
I want to chat him up.
I've done it in the past but I am no longer 20.
I used to chat up cute dudes in the street, play straight at first, extremely friendly....when you get them to relax invite them for a drink and by next day dude is stark naked in my bed.
Getting old sucks, I still go after guys 19-20 but it's harder and harder to get their attention.