Birthday Present

New Yorker

Forum Regular
Jul 8, 2011
Lancaster, Virginia (for duration of pandemic)
Hey guys

Every year I post a similar ad. I am hoping I will get lucky this year.

One of my most intense fantasies is having a completely and utterly willing corpse on my birthday. My birthday is coming up on July 4th and I would be very happy if YOU spend that day with me as my dead victim.

I am willing to travel anywhere in the continental USA for this as long as I feel you are serious.

Any takes?

I am an experienced killer having 7 victims on my resume. I am hoping you will be number 8. I can provide references from previous victims so you know I am not a maniac.

My email is