A Chap named Edema

[Meatpie]

You hot fuck. Nice belly. What are those red stripes on your abs?

You don't look too strong though, how do you lift those corpses?

 

[Edema]

I am stronger then I look.
I have a good gym trainer.
I have a stomach disorder.

 

[jon_b]

Edema!!! u r 1 cute dude :sm (63):- all my bits work well - but I am not cute!! :sm (41):

great pis m8 (from an envious jon!!)

 

[Edema]

Thanks, john.
Perhaps I'll take some of me playing dead.
Might even get my good mate, Vlad involved.
Yes, I have Burbs Stomach Atropy disorder.

 

[Meatpie]

Maybe you will die like Rick?

 

[Edema]

Maybe! I can hope.
Or maybe I be hanged or something like that
Or maybe this will turn into cancer, doubtful but possible.
which would suuuuuuck. :sm (30):

 

[Meatpie]

Are you afraid of your death?

 

[Edema]

No. I'm not.
Because when I die.
I will be a smokin hot corpse.
And hopefully someone like you will handle me and blow your in me.
:sm (15): :sm (15): :sm (15): :sm (15):

 

[Meatpie]

You are most likely to die 90 or longer with yellow toenails, fucked up teeth and significant hair loss.

 

[Edema]

lol.
nah, i plan to live only to 40 at the latest.
I can hope I die hot.
I might even :sm (24): myself before then.
I'd say happy wankings.
:sm (1):