When I croak...

Meatpie

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My cock will be like this and the guys at the morgue will laugh at me and take photos.

 
One way to guarantee you won't die looking like that pic, is to be a drug cartel member in mexico. In addition to cutting you into pieces, they ususally cut off your dick too. Issue solved! :)
 
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