The Darwin Awards

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If he were still living, I'd take him home. Nice body but retarded brain. Not sure I'd want him to remain in the gene pool.
 
No, definitely not. That's the whole point of the annual Charles Darwin Award for Personal Deselection (to give it its full formal title) - it is awarded to the person who has got themselves killed in such a spectacularly dumb way that their action in removing their genes from the pool is clearly beneficial to the rest of the species.
 
Now why not jump straight into a raging flooded river?
 
Or head first into a few inches of water?
 
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