“Call Me Caleb”. That’s how you’ll recognize me if we ever meet. It’s how I introduce myself. If you are young and pretty and built, I may ask you to come to my place. If you accept, you will die. You will die a hideously painful death. And then I will tell others about you in this journal. You will be immortalized.
Look for me. I’m a hot young man. You’ll be attracted. And you won’t say no when I smile and say, “Hi. Call Me Caleb, and come home with me.”
Look for me. I’m a hot young man. You’ll be attracted. And you won’t say no when I smile and say, “Hi. Call Me Caleb, and come home with me.”