Dead in the road

Hey Caleb, is this you on road patrol?

 
That's old tech - can I commend the mandibles in that pic for picking up every delicious morsel?
 
What I miss with the shovel and broom, I get with my tongue. It may look strange to passers-by, but when I'm lying on the pavement, lapping and slurping, my dick is rock-hard beneath me, adding more juice to the road. Old tech? Sure. But more sensual.
 
I yield to the expert - though I'm sure mandibles can also be pretty sensual.
Or maybe I am just a beetle who got born into a human body this time round - these mistakes can happen!
 
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