Bull 1, Human 0

Well, good for the poor bull -- it had been an innocent victim of those hooligans for long enough. This sort of thing puts all the human-on-human violence in a different and positive light. If you absolutely MUST torture and kill something, pick on one of your own kind. Let the animals alone.
 
HOTTTT GUYY!!
DAMN he's easily the most charismatic there!!
In yellow to boot!!
But that was so dumbbb!! shoulda let go of the flag
Wish there's a more close up, level vieww
 
Hey, bulls are having a good week! Bizarre one, it somersaults and lands on top of him, gues he ended up a right pressed rat!

https://theync.com/wtf-5c7eea965610a.htm

Pressed Rat and Warthog have closed down their shop.
They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got.
Selling atonal apples, amplified heat,
And Pressed Rat's collection of dog legs and feet.

Sadly they left, telling no one goodbye.
Pressed Rat wre red jodhpurs, Warthog a striped tie.
Between them they carried a three-legged sack,
Went straight round the corner and never came back.

The bad captain madman had ordered their fate.
He laughed and stomped off with a nautical gate.
The gate turned into a deroga tree,
And his peg-leg got woodworm and broke into three.

Pressed Rat and Warthog have closed down their shop.
They didn't want to, 'twas all they had got.
Selling atonal apples, amplified heat,
And Pressed Rats collection of dog legs and feet.
 
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