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    Parachute Fails to Open Man Disintegrates on Impact with the Ground

    m/ ^_^ m/ "The goal of all life is death" - Sigmund Freud

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    That's a horror. We've seen other failed parachute accidents where the body is pretty much intact, so this guy must have jumped from WAY high up. His one hand is even charred, as if it burst into flame as he reentered the Earth's atmosphere.
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    And he was singing "Hey Mr Spaceman" as he fell?
    If you're kissing Death make sure you've got a blue protruding tongue.
    I didnt know about the role of urine in the preparation of cloth...Oh fuck, Ive spent three days reading about lichens!

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    I am unfamiliar with the tune, "Hey Mr Spaceman". I almost certain my dear Janis never sang it.
    "If a tree falls in the forest, on top of an old man with a walking stick, does he make a sound?"
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    But the Byrds did,, my friend Alex -
    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mr._Spaceman
    Lyrics
    Woke up this morning with light in my eyes
    And then realized it was still dark outside
    It was a light coming down from the sky
    I don't know who or why

    Must be those strangers that come every night
    Those saucer shaped lights put people uptight
    Leave blue green footprints that glow in the dark
    I hope they get home alright

    Hey, Mr. Spaceman
    Won't you please take me along
    I won't do anything wrong
    Hey, Mr. Spaceman
    Won't you please take me along for a ride

    Woke up this morning, I was feeling quite weird
    Had flies in my beard, my toothpaste was smeared
    Over my window, they'd written my name
    Said, "So long, we'll see you again"

    Hey, Mr. Spaceman
    Won't you please take me along
    I won't do anything wrong
    Hey, Mr. Spaceman
    Won't you please take me along for a ride

    Hey, Mr. Spaceman
    Won't you please take me along
    I won't do anything wrong
    Hey, Mr. Spaceman
    Won't you please take me along for a ride

    Songwriters: Roger Mc Guinn
    If you're kissing Death make sure you've got a blue protruding tongue.
    I didnt know about the role of urine in the preparation of cloth...Oh fuck, Ive spent three days reading about lichens!

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