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Killed by elephants
"The victim of an elephant rages
Get from WA group:
Good morning Commander, permission to report:
1. On Tuesday, July 3, 2018, at approximately 03:30 WIB, on Talang Marno Block 6 Protected Forest register 39 Kota Agung Utara District of Bandar Negeri Semoung Kab. Tanggamus, there was a disaster in the house belonging to Mr. Surip carried out by a group of elephants which resulted in Mr. Surip died.
2. Victim Identity:
Name: Surip
Age: 70 years old
Job: Farmers / gardeners
Address: -
3. Chronological:
a. At around 3:00 a.m., a group of elephants were looking for food around Talang Marno Block 6 Protection Forest Register 39 Kota Agung Utara Kec. Begeri Semoung Bandar.
b. Seeing the arrival of a group of elephants, finally the people around Talang Marno in Block 6 of the North Great City Protection Forest came out of their homes to stand guard.
c. At around 3:30 a.m., a group of elephants were around the property of Mr. Surip, and a bunch of elephants eat and damage the plants belonging to Mr. Surip, see this, Mr. Surip intended to expel a group of elephants, but a group of elephants went berserk and eventually killed and damaged the house belonging to Mr. Surip.
d. The incident was by residents around Talang Marno Block 6 Protected Forest Register 39 Kota Agung Utara Kec. Bandar Negeri Semoung reported to Members of Koramil 424-02 / Wonosobo.
4. Disadvantages:
a. Soul: 1 person dies. Mr. Surip with a sad body condition (separate)
b. Materiel: banana garden yard and 1 house owned by Mr. Surip badly damaged.
5. Actions taken:
a. Report to the Command for the incident.
b. Visiting the crime scene.
c. Coordinate with other police agencies and BBSNP.
5. While the situation is conducive and safe.
That can be reported."
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"The victim of an elephant rages
Get from WA group:
Good morning Commander, permission to report:
1. On Tuesday, July 3, 2018, at approximately 03:30 WIB, on Talang Marno Block 6 Protected Forest register 39 Kota Agung Utara District of Bandar Negeri Semoung Kab. Tanggamus, there was a disaster in the house belonging to Mr. Surip carried out by a group of elephants which resulted in Mr. Surip died.
2. Victim Identity:
Name: Surip
Age: 70 years old
Job: Farmers / gardeners
Address: -
3. Chronological:
a. At around 3:00 a.m., a group of elephants were looking for food around Talang Marno Block 6 Protection Forest Register 39 Kota Agung Utara Kec. Begeri Semoung Bandar.
b. Seeing the arrival of a group of elephants, finally the people around Talang Marno in Block 6 of the North Great City Protection Forest came out of their homes to stand guard.
c. At around 3:30 a.m., a group of elephants were around the property of Mr. Surip, and a bunch of elephants eat and damage the plants belonging to Mr. Surip, see this, Mr. Surip intended to expel a group of elephants, but a group of elephants went berserk and eventually killed and damaged the house belonging to Mr. Surip.
d. The incident was by residents around Talang Marno Block 6 Protected Forest Register 39 Kota Agung Utara Kec. Bandar Negeri Semoung reported to Members of Koramil 424-02 / Wonosobo.
4. Disadvantages:
a. Soul: 1 person dies. Mr. Surip with a sad body condition (separate)
b. Materiel: banana garden yard and 1 house owned by Mr. Surip badly damaged.
5. Actions taken:
a. Report to the Command for the incident.
b. Visiting the crime scene.
c. Coordinate with other police agencies and BBSNP.
5. While the situation is conducive and safe.
That can be reported."
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Thailand - cyclist disintegrated (but cycle barely damaged, thank God for that).
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"Nganu 5 times
A plantation migrant worker is found lying on the side of the road by a supervisor. When asked by the supervisor, the worker is silent with an expression like sleeping. Because of the signs in Nganu, the supervisor asked him if he wanted to, and was answered with the hand code of the nganu worker 5 times."
WTF?
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A plantation migrant worker is found lying on the side of the road by a supervisor. When asked by the supervisor, the worker is silent with an expression like sleeping. Because of the signs in Nganu, the supervisor asked him if he wanted to, and was answered with the hand code of the nganu worker 5 times."
WTF?
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Oh, how I love Bible stories!
Straight couple killed while having sex - or possibly killed not on the job but made to look that way.
https://pixhost.to/gallery/inGDD
Why would these two respectable-looking people have chosen to fuck in the dirt? It doesn't make sense. So, I will vote for "...made to look that way."
Suicide by dynamite
Couple in Cambodia who argued a lot committed suicide by dynamite. The area they lived in had a gold mining industry hence the dynamite.
https://pixhost.to/gallery/9sI85
This is an example of Silly Heterosexual Behavior. You won't find any homosexual couples hugging a stick of dynamite between them. They've got enough problems.
That is a fact! There is much much more to CDG than just blood and guts. As deaddirty has demonstrated, CDG is banana-friendly, whereas I guarantee you that posts relating to corpses will not be permitted on the web site of the International Banana Growers Association.
"[Local] om sleep om ... om wake up om ... bro
Hello, bro, emoticon-Blue Guy Peace
Back again with me ryriyan
In this beloved and beloved forum emoticon-Kiss
Yep ... Immediately bro
Chronology
The om again is watching the night suddenly
Buk bunk tub either knows what the culprit is, is sprawled with emoticon-Grieving (S)
Then there are people who want to go to his om rice field where they wake up, so GK wakes up the emoticon-Grieving (S)
Finally the person reported to the police officer
That my uncle was built GK wanted to wake up."
Well that's clear enough, isn't it? Except I'm still not sure quite how the om (presumably) comes to be lying dead in a pool of his own blood.
https://pixhost.to/gallery/RS2Lx
Hello, bro, emoticon-Blue Guy Peace
Back again with me ryriyan
In this beloved and beloved forum emoticon-Kiss
Yep ... Immediately bro
Chronology
The om again is watching the night suddenly
Buk bunk tub either knows what the culprit is, is sprawled with emoticon-Grieving (S)
Then there are people who want to go to his om rice field where they wake up, so GK wakes up the emoticon-Grieving (S)
Finally the person reported to the police officer
That my uncle was built GK wanted to wake up."
Well that's clear enough, isn't it? Except I'm still not sure quite how the om (presumably) comes to be lying dead in a pool of his own blood.
https://pixhost.to/gallery/RS2Lx
This is so true Alex!
But does the website of the International Banana Growers Association have a section on the various orifices of the living human body into which bananas can be inserted, and how they can be used there? And indeed on the uses of the banana leaf in human cookery?
I am unfamiliar with your lyrics, but they ARE undeniably similar to mine. Both songs were probably composed by hillbillies, who are conversant with all manner of violent sport and degenerate sex.
But does the website of the International Banana Growers Association have a section on the various orifices of the living human body into which bananas can be inserted, and how they can be used there? And indeed on the uses of the banana leaf in human cookery?
In a word (or three)...NO and NO.
Not really, unless you go for the Ozark version as the original. Personally I like this origin: "The folk of seventeenth century Britain liked and admired their local highwaymen; and in Ireland (or Scotland) where the gentlemen of the roads robbed English landlords, they were regarded as national patriots. Such feelings inspired this rollicking ballad."[
it is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_in_the_Jar
And in the Thin Lizzy version one of the all-time great guitar solos and folk-rock tracks ever.
it is
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whiskey_in_the_Jar
And in the Thin Lizzy version one of the all-time great guitar solos and folk-rock tracks ever.
But I digress.
In another masterpiece of Translatish
"I want to lie down.
Krono:
It's far away in a country somewhere."
[Note - include females as well as males]
https://pixhost.to/gallery/QRpx9
In another masterpiece of Translatish
"I want to lie down.
Krono:
It's far away in a country somewhere."
[Note - include females as well as males]
https://pixhost.to/gallery/QRpx9
With all due respect to the Irish, to rock and to deaddirty -- I wouldn't have liked that music in 1969, and I don't like it any better now.
And an existential question: in Indonesia, is it possible for a motoboy to ride more than a mile before meeting a truck in a bad way?
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