HAHA...deaddirty, you may be very old, but you are also VERY WONDERFUL! Sorry I missed your birthday, but Happy Belated! Did Harry send you a card (maybe even a naughty one)? If so, please share.
What is "the 'Stan"? Is that Pakistan? I saw a photo of Harry butt-naked from the back, and he had the word "Open" painted on his one arse cheek and "Me" painted on the other. I figured that was in the card he sent you. Tell us what it was like to open those firm white buns! So, what was Harry up to in "the 'Stan"? I hope it was more of the homoerotic nonsense he got up to with his military buddies before (i.e. licking their erect nipples for photo ops). That Meghan woman is ruining EVERYTHING.