If I came across the guy pitching a tent like the second photo all covered up, I would sneak up on him, and shoot him in the chest. Then I would pull the sheets back and take a good look at his dead body. I would hold his head and kiss him, and then pull the sheets back further to get a good look at that stiff dick standing straight up. I would play with it, take some photos from every angle, and then suck on it, and suck on his ball sack. Then I would stick my finger up his ass and just play around with it too. "Too bad you aren't around to enjoy this," I'd say.