Robber dies in Milan trying to break into a store

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Docs cut him at the morgue naked and listed cause of death as traumatic asphyxation during attempted robbery. Dude was in his early 40s.
 
Because I doubt a man in his 40s would wear skin-tight jeans, he must have been hanging dead for long enough to start bloating.
 
nice.... do you have more?
 
Because I doubt a man in his 40s would wear skin-tight jeans, he must have been hanging dead for long enough to start bloating.

Doesn't look bloated to me - though he's filled his jeans with his final excrement which does enhance the close fit - perhaps more shit-tight. :happy banana:
 
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