What is your necrophilia dream

  • Working in a morgue and cutting up dead guys, then stiching them up

    Votes: 48 13.4%
  • Working in a funeral home and embalming dead guys

    Votes: 58 16.2%
  • I wanna be a serial killer like Dahmer

    Votes: 60 16.8%
  • Dig up graves and fuck the dead dudes

    Votes: 20 5.6%
  • Forensic Photographer

    Votes: 18 5.0%
  • War Photographer

    Votes: 10 2.8%
  • Seeing a young dude die in my hands

    Votes: 57 15.9%
  • Sleeping with a corpse

    Votes: 43 12.0%
  • I love bones/rotting flesh

    Votes: 3 0.8%
  • Eating/cooking a young guy

    Votes: 41 11.5%

  • Total voters
    358

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My dream is morgue work. I was so close so fucking close yet I missed my chance and now I don't know what to do with my meaningless crappy life.

:(

Maybe become a cute dead guy?

What is your necro dream?
 
I would love to gout to war zones and photograph all the fallen soldiers.

Not all the material would make it into the paper, but into my private collection!!
 
Same
I'm wanting to become a mortician that'd be cool.
 
Suprise, suprise no points for figuring out who wants to be like Dahmer. lol,

He is my favourite yes but serial killers eventually get caught while morgue work gives you unlimited access to the bodies.

Problem with morgues in my opinion is horrific decomposition, old fat women and obese patients.

Decomposition is really horrific and that was why I couldn't take it...

100 rotting bodies in one small room, that would be hard on anyone.
 
None of them. :(
 
For reality, I'd just want to be a surgeon or dissect things. I'm a curious little scientist by nature. :)

For pure fantasy #3 and #10 would be fun if I was a demon, werewolf or somekinda supernatural being. :)
 
Funeral directors see the dudes post-autopsy....What turns me on is autopsy on a fresh corpse.
 
Hmmm I'd like to eb the one to like clean them and make them pretty again xD
 
I' would like to
work in a military hospital during a war
and to see full of naked beautiful young soldier:sm (39):
 
Thats a great idea, Orlan
 
My dream is morgue work. I was so close so fucking close yet I missed my chance and now I don't know what to do with my meaningless crappy life.

:(

Maybe become a cute dead guy?

What is your necro dream?

Why Don't you become a Candy Nurse? Or Nurse.
I hear they get first crack at washing a dead guy before he's put into a Morgue.
 
Nothing like that here.

It just four dudes who cut, stich up wash and dress the corpses.

They need to more, and so far no one has agreed to take up the job because of the rotters!
 
PieMan...try this !

Oh PieMan...

Such a HOT POLL you created...it totally ra-RAWKS !

I love all your choices !!! Hard to decice for me, and I do mean
HARD !!!

I hope you can make your passion come true .... google mortuary science, bud,
in your country...then other coutries close to you in Europa...even here in USA.

There has to be a way for you to study mortuary science...open up a morgue or funeral parlor ONLY FOR gay guys...you could advertise "I am sensitive to the needs of the gay community, unlike many in my field...your loved one will get extra special care, along with you in such a time of intense emotional need"

HEY ... San Francisco, yah...the GAYEST CITY in ALL the USA !!
GOOGLE "gay funeral homes" in San Fran, man...

See what they are like, think about it ...
Google "gay funeral homes" in Rome, Paris, London, Madrid...
everywhere you can think in Europa.

Write them, tell them you are interested in that line of work, you need to
learn it ... develop a resume about yourself...you are very educated,
university degree.... you know business, marketing...you could even
start in such a place as helping them to do ADVERTISING, reaching out to the
gay community, developing better websites for their funeral homes !

Keep at it, every major city you want..."gay funeral homes" and "gay funeral
services".....then again, e-male them; if they expresss some interest, write
cover letter and attach it in an e-mail with your resume.

Then follow-up with an e-mail....a telephone call if you can afford it, man!

I am confident that a door would open for you that you would like ....
just get out there and try it, bud, for the ArrowMan !!

:sm (50)::sm (50)::sm (52)::sm (31)::cool::sm (45):
 
I actually agree with Arrowman. The best way to come to US for you may be on a student Visa. You could major in mortuary science, and people may not think that you are weird despite your choice on study. You could even be an intern at a local morgue.

When I obtained my very first "coroner's reports" , this woman asked me if I wanted for school work, and I simply said yes. I got another report from a coroner's inquest, I told the coroner I was working on a project. The information in the report was very hot. The dude was on a Suzuki Hayabusa, the fastest production bike, and he was chased by popo. He crashed into a building. He was drunk, on cocaine, and he had no helmet. When the officer found him, he saw a large hole in his head. I played an innocent, but curious college student, and he showed me pics, too. When I saw the pic of the bike, I thought I would explode! He didn't want to show me the picture of the dude, but I got some glimpses. That was hot, too! Ah, good old memory!
 
Thats totally hot! Love the US because its free and everyone can achieve their dream.
 
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