did anywone hear in the news about men captured who were out to murder Justin Bieber?
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No, but ha ha ha ha ha ha 
yourtrophyhead
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Yes. They were going to strangle him with a necktie andcut off his balls with pruning sheers.
Here's the details, from the Guardian a few days ago:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandst...rissey-rock-genius-internet-troll?INTCMP=SRCH
Plus some really useful suggestions from Alexis Petridis - could he just be a cdg member? :
Next to America, where happy news awaits us: police have foiled a plot to castrate Justin Bieber with a pair of garden shears. The plot was apparently hatched from within prison by a convicted murderer called Dana Martin, who has a tattoo of Bieber on his leg, and was willing to pay his accomplices on the outside $2,500 per severed testicle. Leaving aside the question of how walking around a prison with a tattoo of Justin Bieber on his leg is working out for him, Lost in Showbiz admits to being a little surprised at the going rate – it would have thought a recently severed teenybop idol's knacker would fetch a little more than that, seeing as it's what an expert on the Antiques Roadshow would refer to as "one of an entirely unique pair" – and wonders aloud at precisely what he planned to do with the Bieber sweetbreads on delivery. Turn them into a pair of statement earrings? Have them stuffed and mounted as a conversation piece? Use them as novelty bookends?
http://www.guardian.co.uk/lifeandst...rissey-rock-genius-internet-troll?INTCMP=SRCH
Plus some really useful suggestions from Alexis Petridis - could he just be a cdg member? :
Next to America, where happy news awaits us: police have foiled a plot to castrate Justin Bieber with a pair of garden shears. The plot was apparently hatched from within prison by a convicted murderer called Dana Martin, who has a tattoo of Bieber on his leg, and was willing to pay his accomplices on the outside $2,500 per severed testicle. Leaving aside the question of how walking around a prison with a tattoo of Justin Bieber on his leg is working out for him, Lost in Showbiz admits to being a little surprised at the going rate – it would have thought a recently severed teenybop idol's knacker would fetch a little more than that, seeing as it's what an expert on the Antiques Roadshow would refer to as "one of an entirely unique pair" – and wonders aloud at precisely what he planned to do with the Bieber sweetbreads on delivery. Turn them into a pair of statement earrings? Have them stuffed and mounted as a conversation piece? Use them as novelty bookends?
that dyke deserves it....... lol
yup heard about this one...but didn't read the article
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