Unrealistic pics and vids

[bindiboi]

Look, I am normally not one that gripes on here, but I am going to right now. What is with these silly pics and videos of guys pretending to be strangled and killed making these ridiculously unrealistic clown faces? Their tongues sticking out of their mouths and their eyes rolled back. They look like cartoon caricatures of what a 10 year old thinks someone who is dead looks like. Do I think these guys look nice? Yes. Are they cute and have great bodies? Yes. But does it look real? No! If you want it to look real, then have them with their mouth open slightly, staring blankly ahead with their eyes half open. Not hard, and not rocket science. I know there are a lot of you that like these videos. But let's stop saying that they are realistic when they are far from it. And for an of you that make these videos, I'm not trying to shit on your work, and I mean no offense. I am just saying to stop with the clown faces.

 

[mxboots888]

 

[PiercedChest]

Do I think these guys look nice? Yes. Are they cute and have great bodies? Yes. But does it look real? No! If you want it to look real, then have them with their mouth open slightly, staring blankly ahead with their eyes half open. Not hard, and not rocket science. I'm not trying to shit on your work, and I mean no offense. I am just saying to stop with the clown faces.

Yeah Bindi, I agree. I like these vids because the guys are hot and often shirtless, and smile a bit at the ridiculous conventions. Another is that as soon as one gets stabbed in the belly (the navel is a magnet for blades), they start to bleed from their mouths. Never paid much attention in biology class, I guess, but the convention is so strong there's almost no exception. Still I'm glad there are guys making these vids: a lot better than nothing.

 

[bindiboi]

My problem is not that they are being made, and I do agree that it is better than nothing, it's just that they have to be so damn un-realistic. Then to top it all off, advertise that they are very realistic. They just don't try. It's not like it cost more money to do it right. Can you imaging how fantastic they would be if they didn't do the cartoon face? How spectacular the payoff could be?

 

[Electroboyuk]

There's hardly any decent electro torture vids out there. Makes me wanna start a film company and show them how to do it right !!! Electro torture could be so fucking horny if they'd just stop using useless people that can't act, or lame-ass directors who have no sense of proper blocking or drama.

 

[bindiboi]

That would be fun. That could put my theater directing/acting talents to good use.

 

[Octave]

Look, I am normally not one that gripes on here, but I am going to right now. What is with these silly pics and videos of guys pretending to be strangled and killed making these ridiculously unrealistic clown faces? Their tongues sticking out of their mouths and their eyes rolled back. They look like cartoon caricatures of what a 10 year old thinks someone who is dead looks like. Do I think these guys look nice? Yes. Are they cute and have great bodies? Yes. But does it look real? No! If you want it to look real, then have them with their mouth open slightly, staring blankly ahead with their eyes half open. Not hard, and not rocket science. I know there are a lot of you that like these videos. But let's stop saying that they are realistic when they are far from it. And for an of you that make these videos, I'm not trying to shit on your work, and I mean no offense. I am just saying to stop with the clown faces.

Damn, I totally agree with you. I hate this kind of "mushy" necrophilia.

 

[farbendc]

Agreement followed by rant

Can I get an Amen to that, brothers?

AMEN!!!

In other words... I agree. Thanks for bringing this subject out into the open. I too think they can do better. Even in vanilla porn, the amateur stuff is quite often much more raw, visceral, and stimulating than the stuff produced by so-called professionals (I like to call it bomb-chicka-wah-wah porn). I'm usually too busy laughing at the "actors" and "directing" to take it seriously. Don't they think we're intelligent enough to notice when a scene or verbage is looped, or how about when the "actors" mysteriously go from being bare (at initial penetration) to having a condom on while they're sawing away. Oh, and let us not forget the purported "dirty talk." I'm sorry, but if I hear "fuck that ass," or, "suck that cock" blurted out in a mechanical tone one more time, I'm going to laugh so hard I blow malt liquor out of my nose (shout out to the Venture Brothers). Wouldn't it be more effective if the boys said something more like, "shut up and suck my cock before I grab your ears and choke you with it?"

Guys, I want to feel so dirty after I watch a porno that I need to take a shower. So dirty that I feel the need to go to confession, even though I'm not Catholic. And, so inspired that I have to scrape the spooge off of my vaulted living room ceiling... And that gentlemen, is why I continue to surf the net for hours looking for quality amateur and homemade porn over the fluff produced in Californication-land. OMG, and don't even get me started on some of the eastern European porn (no offense meant, Meatpie)... (but nothing is quite as funny as a guy talking dirty in a second language... "fock may, fock may gutte." I find that porn in another language can be great fun, because I can fill in the blanks with what I think they're saying, and it's probably a lot filthier than what they're really saying... and those boys that look like they need to eat a sandwich. I could go on for hours. *sigh*

 

[bindiboi]

Well, as porn goes, sometimes the mechanical tone is meant to give a sense of coldness, a separation from emotions other than pure lust. Not everyone is a great script writer, so I can excuse a "little" bad dialog. Of course when it gets too bad it becomes distracting. No, my only gripe is the ridiculously, stupid faces of these deaths. I mean, all of us know what a dead face looks like. It doesn't require Hollywood special FX wizardry to not have their tongue sticking out like a dog and to not have their eyes rolled back. That's what a 12 year old thinks death looks like.
Again, I do not want people to think I am speaking down from a high horse here. People that know me here know I am not like that. I know that these pics and videos are popular because it's all we have when it comes to acting out these fantasies and seeing them. I'm just saying they could be SO much better with a VERY minimal amount of altering.

 

[PiercedChest]

I'm just saying they could be SO much better with a VERY minimal amount of altering.

Yeah Bindi, that's spot-on! Hear hear! Couldn't agree more.

 

[tirex]

Me too gets kind of annoyed to see so unrealistic bleeding mouth. This is only possible at chest stabbing, never from belly. Also, 90% of stabbing videos don't actually show stabbing, only change of facial expression that happens while stabbing occurs outside of screen. I often stop watching videos as soon as I see it.