Recent content by Conradin

I had to come slinking back, didn't I? "L'uomo ritorna al vizio, la gatta al lardo..." (Man returns to vice, the cat returns to the bacon.) Sorry for falling out of my pram. I meant nobody any disrespect - I just get stressed and a bit paranoid. But there'll be no more shit from me.

That's right, talk about me as though I wasn't fucking there. Delete my account please, MeatPie, because I'm not visiting your site again.

I don't know how to delete the irrelevant pics. Can you do it?

Don't know how to delete my unsuitable pics. Can you do it?

Lewis Payne in the death cell. Payne was sentenced to hang for being implicated in the Lincoln assassination. Apparently he "died hard". Is this more in keeping with Aaron's original theme?

okay ColdJoe. point taken :)

Two bad-ass footballers.

Hi B-Squared. If you decide to come (to UK I mean), tell me what airport you're landing at and I'll come to meet you with my cheeky smile and my winning ways. In the meantime, here's another of the treats Britain has to offer, all trussed up and waiting for your pleasure.

another bad-ass brit. if i pull his chain, do you think he'll flush?

a fine upstanding british urban chav for you, B-Squared

hey nuprom, it's not your fault if i freaked out. i freak out at least twenty times a week. i just thought it was weird that all the bits of spanish i knew were about dead guys. my real name is konrad ackermann. my heroes are the german hohenstaufen emperors. the last of the hohenstaufen family...

This is called "Los ahorcan por la guerra" - "They were hanged for the war"??? (Maybe "on account of the war" - my Spanish is crap.) Fuzzy and disjointed, but watch out for the tall slim guy wearing dark grey, second from the right, he looks so fucking LONELY, and at the end he manages to free...

I can't think what gave you that idea, nuprom. No, I can't speak Spanish. But I used to read the poems of Lorca in Spanish, with an English translation to help me understand the text. And the poems were about DEAD GUYS!!! But how could you have picked up on that? This is spooky, nuprom...

A chav, B-Squared? A chav is a British working-class urban youth, who tends to wear trackies tucked into his socks, and a burberry cap (bit like a baseball cap). The name means "rough child". Chavs are sworn enemies of Muslims. They're totally anti-social and the average Brit hates them. April...

I so agree with you turbo. Wish he'd come knocking on my door with his hungry look and his flick-knife eyes.