tis official, there is no way on god's green earth i'm gonna throw meself out of a plane like a fucking lemming unless I sprout a bloody big pair of wings first!!
ah, but now you're headless how could you stop it? I'd love to cut your sac open, eat each one of your balls in turn, then chew off your ballsack bit by bit and finish off by cutting your cock into half-inch thick slices and eating that in a sandwich to finish the perfect meal... mmm, mmm, mmm :)