Tab Content
More Activity

41 Visitor Messages

  1. View Conversation
    "...who am I??" For the moment, Mathieu, I will just say you are THE GREATEST! :D
  2. View Conversation
    Mattai, you are back! Where have you been? Were you skulking about Eastern Europe again, knee deep in sinister activities? Now that you are here, when may we expect the onslaught of your thread comments to begin? I think I've figured out who you are. :O
  3. View Conversation
    If you are dead, please advise details. Otherwise, report for duty.
  4. View Conversation
    Mr. Mattai, you have an identical twin brother, do you not? What is his first name? I wish you would come back to CDG so I could discuss VERY IMPORTANT (monkey) BUSINESS with you.
  5. Alex!! Yes, the holidays are here, the new year has arrived, and my Johnny Walker has been poured!! It is indeed, great to be back!
  6. View Conversation
    It's always good to see Mr. Mattai in the house. :D
  7. View Conversation's Mr. Mattai, returned to us at long last from his latest fearful and action-packed odyssey!
  8. View Conversation
    Mr. Mattai, you have not checked in here for A YEAR! Where ARE you? I regret that I am left no recourse but to issue an APB for your capture: Wanted - Mattai - Dead or Alive (preferably naked)!
  9. View Conversation
    Seriously, it's been WAY too long since we've seen you. What's needed to get you back for a visit to CDG? Are you holding out for a video of Santa being beheaded? Just name your price, Mr. Mattai, and I'll see what I can scare up.
  10. View Conversation
    I never would have guessed you were a father, Matt, and of a SON no less. I congratulate you! Doesn't tradition require you to hand out cigars? (Just sayin', 'cause I didn't get mine.) Anyway, WELCOME HOME!
Showing Visitor Messages 1 to 10 of 41
Page 1 of 5 123 ... LastLast
Page 1 of 5 123 ... LastLast
About Mattai

Basic Information

About Mattai
Cool dude, former frat boy, now clean cut professional... who totally gets off on looking at naked dead bodies, funeral homes, hearses, role play, etc. Go figure.
Connecticut, USA
Rowing, working out, HEARSES, FUNERAL HOMES, DEAD BODIES, CASKETS, just being NAKED.
Unfortunately, NOT a funeral home owner...


Total Posts
Total Posts
Posts Per Day
Last Post
Hey! Whats app? (Mix) 06-01-17 04:00 PM
Visitor Messages
Total Messages
Most Recent Message
28-12-16 10:15 PM
General Information
Last Activity
07-05-17 05:10 PM
Join Date

25 Friends

  1. alexonedeath alexonedeath is offline

    Tu Stultus Es

  2. bindiboi bindiboi is offline

    Thread Killer

  3. chokestud chokestud is offline

    Forum Regular

  4. Danielttme Danielttme is offline

    Forum Newcomer

  5. Electroboyuk Electroboyuk is offline

    Forum Inhabitant

  6. glen glen is offline

    Forum Lurker

  7. gullskinies gullskinies is offline

    Forum Lurker

  8. hahaht hahaht is offline

    Forum Lurker

  9. horny dead mind horny dead mind is offline

    Forum Regular

    horny dead mind
  10. immaculateabort immaculateabort is offline

    Forum Newcomer

    • Send a message via Yahoo to immaculateabort
Showing Friends 1 to 10 of 25
Page 1 of 3 123 LastLast