There must be young people in Brazil who get so sick of the violence that they run off to live in the relative peace of the deepest Amazonian jungle. They could join a pygmy tribe and be the BMOC.
If I'm going to feel responsible for having taught you something, deaddirty, I'd better add this qualification. BMOC is ordinarily construed as the singular, Big Man On Campus, but in my sentence I'd taken the liberty of turning it into a plural. :| <--- "straight face"