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That's not fair. There are two times when it is NEVER permissible to kill someone: when they are eating, and when they are riding a bicycle. Everyone has the right to engage in those activities unmolested.
I agree. Look what happened to that guy who got dragged off and ejecutoed 2000 years ago. Wasn't even allowed to rest in peace in the tomb afterwards, and hasn't had a moment's peace over since - do you guys have ANY IDEA how annoying it is having 500 million people all trying to bend your ear every bloody Sunday for 2000 years?
That's not fair. There are two times when it is NEVER permissible to kill someone: when they are eating, and when they are riding a bicycle. Everyone has the right to engage in those activities unmolested.
I would add a third: when you are on the toilet. You should be able to take a crap in peace.
However, if you are riding a motorcycle, you are fair game.
Badgered - we cull badgers over here
The letters "INRI", on the top of His cross, stood for "I Nailed Right In". Rumours Of My sense of humour are exagerated - the last guy who cracked that one got electrocudato. Oops, didn't mean it. Um, Meatpie, can you delete this post - my Dad is a bit zealous about his thunderbolts.
Actually it was meant to be Henry, but I always was a bit dyslexic. And Heny never quite seemed right for the name of a God anyway (hasn't got that ring, has it?) , so when the centurion said "Aw Jesus, someone teach this kid to spell" it kinda stuck. Guess he got something right - didn't half hurt when he poked me with his spear, wish he'd poked me with something else.
Hey Dad, cool it, I was only joking. Dad? Dad! NOOOO!! [BOOM][
Yes, doctor, I'll come quietly now.