I got "invited" to a funeral tomorrow!

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This cutie is from my area and drowned yesterday in a lake.

He was 25.

He has been in a fridge for two days now.

I contacted his friends on a bulgarian board and they said, "Please come to his funeral so that we can give him our last respects"

"I am definately coming," I replied.

Jesus, I am so excited. He is having an open casket. Awesome if I could take pics, or have a few private moments with him, I want to kiss him.

Please guys wish me luck, I hope I don't fuck it up.

I will put black glasses, black shirt, black trousers...Ohhh

I love dead guys, love funerals, love morgue love everything about dead young guys.

Can't wait for tomorrow really.

I will pretend I am a long-time friend who was abroad and now has returned and learns this tragic news.

I told his friends, "He was such an awesome dude, and a good friend too. Such a tragedy".

And they returned me a message:

"We are all in shock. Please join us tomorrow. We will never forget him, he was a great person."

LoL

If my parents find out what I am up to, they will confine me to a mental institution, like eric's mom did with him.
 
Good luck!!!

Hope you do not get caught!!

Take pictures if you can, for posterity reasons :)
 
If they allow people to have a private viewing I want to kiss him and take photos.

In Bulgaria dudes are displayed in their home, in their room then taken to the cemetry.
 
good luck meaty, you might even get the chance for a quick feel up, if you are left alone.
 
Thanks Dark, I'll do my best, I promise.
 
JESUS YOU LUCKY BASTARD-
-chuckles- Seriously good luck..you will need it to not get caught.
 
I aint doing anything wrong.

Its a free country, I can go anywhere I want.
 
Damn, its time to go. I am off for a while.

I am hard, believe it or not most people will be terribly worked up while I am hard I want to see him in a casket and take pics.
 
Ok. I am just back from his funeral. Unfortunately I fucked it up and couldn't see him.

I am so stupid. I went to early and the funeral was late. It was scheduled for 3 pm, they arrived half past three.

So I was a whole fucking hour earlier.

I sit and one but the funeral agency woman comes up and says "who are you looking for?"

"Not you," I replied and that obviously angered her.

She said, "Then what are you doing here?"

I left and hit behind a tree and took this lame pics.

Sorry guys, I am a total failure.




1. Undertakers were digging his grave an hour prior to funeral.



2. Hearse with corpse arrives half an our later than shceduled.



3. Dude was a biker so all his friends arrived with their motorbikes.








Funeral takes place but I couldn't take any photo of the casket.



This is the pond where the stupid fucker drowned. Its just near the graveyard!


 
Eh...shit that sucks, Meaty
Hope you get another chance not to fuck up.
 
It is still kinda hot. Bikes look a little older in general, but still great. I would take some of the squid soup from the pond if I were you.
 
LOOOOOOOl whats is this shit? You are so stupied Meatpie. You are pussy. Look what im doing for a good shit in a public. YOU ARE PUSSY.
 
You are doing nothing, I want funeral pics.

Go to a funeral and take pics of a dead guy, then we can talk.
 
Meaty Pies has a point..
Opasan.
 
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