View Full Version : I got "invited" to a funeral tomorrow!

05-08-09, 03:53 PM

This cutie is from my area and drowned yesterday in a lake.

He was 25.

He has been in a fridge for two days now.

I contacted his friends on a bulgarian board and they said, "Please come to his funeral so that we can give him our last respects"

"I am definately coming," I replied.

Jesus, I am so excited. He is having an open casket. Awesome if I could take pics, or have a few private moments with him, I want to kiss him.

Please guys wish me luck, I hope I don't fuck it up.

I will put black glasses, black shirt, black trousers...Ohhh

I love dead guys, love funerals, love morgue love everything about dead young guys.

Can't wait for tomorrow really.

I will pretend I am a long-time friend who was abroad and now has returned and learns this tragic news.

I told his friends, "He was such an awesome dude, and a good friend too. Such a tragedy".

And they returned me a message:

"We are all in shock. Please join us tomorrow. We will never forget him, he was a great person."


If my parents find out what I am up to, they will confine me to a mental institution, like eric's mom did with him.

05-08-09, 04:02 PM
Good luck!!!

Hope you do not get caught!!

Take pictures if you can, for posterity reasons :)

05-08-09, 04:19 PM
If they allow people to have a private viewing I want to kiss him and take photos.

In Bulgaria dudes are displayed in their home, in their room then taken to the cemetry.

05-08-09, 05:42 PM
good luck meaty, you might even get the chance for a quick feel up, if you are left alone.

05-08-09, 05:44 PM
Thanks Dark, I'll do my best, I promise.

05-08-09, 06:19 PM
-chuckles- Seriously good luck..you will need it to not get caught.

05-08-09, 06:22 PM
I aint doing anything wrong.

Its a free country, I can go anywhere I want.

useless bum
06-08-09, 12:36 AM
He is a tad skinny, but I love a dude who does not wear gloves on motorcycles.

06-08-09, 07:51 AM
Damn, its time to go. I am off for a while.

I am hard, believe it or not most people will be terribly worked up while I am hard I want to see him in a casket and take pics.

06-08-09, 04:19 PM
Ok. I am just back from his funeral. Unfortunately I fucked it up and couldn't see him.

I am so stupid. I went to early and the funeral was late. It was scheduled for 3 pm, they arrived half past three.

So I was a whole fucking hour earlier.

I sit and one but the funeral agency woman comes up and says "who are you looking for?"

"Not you," I replied and that obviously angered her.

She said, "Then what are you doing here?"

I left and hit behind a tree and took this lame pics.

Sorry guys, I am a total failure.

http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/4449/e75af644480516.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/e75af644480516)

1. Undertakers were digging his grave an hour prior to funeral.

http://thumbnails12.imagebam.com/4449/5512fe44480521.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/5512fe44480521)

2. Hearse with corpse arrives half an our later than shceduled.

http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/4449/37bac144480526.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/37bac144480526)

3. Dude was a biker so all his friends arrived with their motorbikes.

http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/4449/ecc0a744480530.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/ecc0a744480530)

http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/4449/8ff7d944480534.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/8ff7d944480534) http://thumbnails5.imagebam.com/4449/90022c44480536.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/90022c44480536) http://thumbnails6.imagebam.com/4449/d8bee944480542.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/d8bee944480542)

http://thumbnails13.imagebam.com/4449/a1d12744480548.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/a1d12744480548) http://thumbnails7.imagebam.com/4449/c62fb544480553.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/c62fb544480553)

Funeral takes place but I couldn't take any photo of the casket.

http://thumbnails8.imagebam.com/4449/63c41444480556.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/63c41444480556)

This is the pond where the stupid fucker drowned. Its just near the graveyard!

06-08-09, 11:44 PM
Eh...shit that sucks, Meaty
Hope you get another chance not to fuck up.

useless bum
09-08-09, 02:52 AM
It is still kinda hot. Bikes look a little older in general, but still great. I would take some of the squid soup from the pond if I were you.

09-08-09, 10:47 PM
LOOOOOOOl whats is this shit? You are so stupied Meatpie. You are pussy. Look what im doing for a good shit in a public. YOU ARE PUSSY.

09-08-09, 10:54 PM
Look this shit.

http://www.shrani.si/t/42/eD/2m1OBeX8/picture-760.jpg (http://www.shrani.si/?42/eD/2m1OBeX8/picture-760.jpg)

10-08-09, 10:14 AM
You are doing nothing, I want funeral pics.

Go to a funeral and take pics of a dead guy, then we can talk.

10-08-09, 08:58 PM
Meaty Pies has a point..