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Meatpie
12-07-09, 06:38 PM
My dream is morgue work. I was so close so fucking close yet I missed my chance and now I don't know what to do with my meaningless crappy life.

:(

Maybe become a cute dead guy?

What is your necro dream?

Entilzha
12-07-09, 06:58 PM
I would love to gout to war zones and photograph all the fallen soldiers.

Not all the material would make it into the paper, but into my private collection!!

Darkside
12-07-09, 10:00 PM
Suprise, suprise no points for figuring out who wants to be like Dahmer. lol,

Little.Boy.Rot
13-07-09, 04:16 AM
Same
I'm wanting to become a mortician that'd be cool.

Meatpie
13-07-09, 08:51 AM
Suprise, suprise no points for figuring out who wants to be like Dahmer. lol,

He is my favourite yes but serial killers eventually get caught while morgue work gives you unlimited access to the bodies.

Problem with morgues in my opinion is horrific decomposition, old fat women and obese patients.

Decomposition is really horrific and that was why I couldn't take it...

100 rotting bodies in one small room, that would be hard on anyone.

AleXXX
13-07-09, 01:36 PM
1,3,7,8,10

dogfood
14-07-09, 04:17 AM
None of them. :(

Meatpie
14-07-09, 11:00 AM
Oh please.

dogfood
14-07-09, 03:02 PM
For reality, I'd just want to be a surgeon or dissect things. I'm a curious little scientist by nature. :)

For pure fantasy #3 and #10 would be fun if I was a demon, werewolf or somekinda supernatural being. :)

useless bum
16-07-09, 04:03 AM
How about a funeral director? You can get to see dead dudes, while doing good things for them.

Meatpie
16-07-09, 09:06 AM
Funeral directors see the dudes post-autopsy....What turns me on is autopsy on a fresh corpse.

Little.Boy.Rot
24-07-09, 10:06 PM
Hmmm I'd like to eb the one to like clean them and make them pretty again xD

orlanbloom
24-07-09, 10:49 PM
I' would like to
work in a military hospital during a war
and to see full of naked beautiful young soldier:sm (39):

Little.Boy.Rot
24-07-09, 11:03 PM
Thats a great idea, Orlan

crackhousepitbull
06-08-09, 04:01 AM
cutting up bodies dose sound fun Xd

roadkill
06-08-09, 04:09 AM
My dream is morgue work. I was so close so fucking close yet I missed my chance and now I don't know what to do with my meaningless crappy life.

:(

Maybe become a cute dead guy?

What is your necro dream?

Why Don't you become a Candy Nurse? Or Nurse.
I hear they get first crack at washing a dead guy before he's put into a Morgue.

Meatpie
06-08-09, 09:05 AM
Nothing like that here.

It just four dudes who cut, stich up wash and dress the corpses.

They need to more, and so far no one has agreed to take up the job because of the rotters!

ArrowMan
06-08-09, 10:49 PM
Oh PieMan...

Such a HOT POLL you created...it totally ra-RAWKS !

I love all your choices !!! Hard to decice for me, and I do mean
HARD !!!

I hope you can make your passion come true .... google mortuary science, bud,
in your country...then other coutries close to you in Europa...even here in USA.

There has to be a way for you to study mortuary science...open up a morgue or funeral parlor ONLY FOR gay guys...you could advertise "I am sensitive to the needs of the gay community, unlike many in my field...your loved one will get extra special care, along with you in such a time of intense emotional need"

HEY ... San Francisco, yah...the GAYEST CITY in ALL the USA !!
GOOGLE "gay funeral homes" in San Fran, man...

See what they are like, think about it ...
Google "gay funeral homes" in Rome, Paris, London, Madrid...
everywhere you can think in Europa.

Write them, tell them you are interested in that line of work, you need to
learn it ... develop a resume about yourself...you are very educated,
university degree.... you know business, marketing...you could even
start in such a place as helping them to do ADVERTISING, reaching out to the
gay community, developing better websites for their funeral homes !

Keep at it, every major city you want..."gay funeral homes" and "gay funeral
services".....then again, e-male them; if they expresss some interest, write
cover letter and attach it in an e-mail with your resume.

Then follow-up with an e-mail....a telephone call if you can afford it, man!

I am confident that a door would open for you that you would like ....
just get out there and try it, bud, for the ArrowMan !!
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useless bum
07-08-09, 05:17 AM
I actually agree with Arrowman. The best way to come to US for you may be on a student Visa. You could major in mortuary science, and people may not think that you are weird despite your choice on study. You could even be an intern at a local morgue.

When I obtained my very first "coroner's reports" , this woman asked me if I wanted for school work, and I simply said yes. I got another report from a coroner's inquest, I told the coroner I was working on a project. The information in the report was very hot. The dude was on a Suzuki Hayabusa, the fastest production bike, and he was chased by popo. He crashed into a building. He was drunk, on cocaine, and he had no helmet. When the officer found him, he saw a large hole in his head. I played an innocent, but curious college student, and he showed me pics, too. When I saw the pic of the bike, I thought I would explode! He didn't want to show me the picture of the dude, but I got some glimpses. That was hot, too! Ah, good old memory!

Meatpie
07-08-09, 09:33 AM
Thats totally hot! Love the US because its free and everyone can achieve their dream.

ArrowMan
07-08-09, 04:00 PM
YES PieMan...look into "student visas!" Then look into the mortuary sciences, goggle it here, where to learn to do it....what it takes for degrees.

LOOK, you already have a jump start...you are not some high school drop-out, you ARE a graduate of a university, have a degree which is valid in all parts of the world, you HAVE business experience, you KNOW how to run a website and HAVE marketing/fundraising/sales skills. YOU are young and attractive, articulate in English.

A plan would be....look into it by just gooling it ... here in the USA. "Mortuary sciences"...even "the business of marketing mortuary sciences." Maybe the way is to take up the business side of it for a while, study a bit more in business here, then get into the funeral industry...once you have that for a bit and earned $$$$ at it (good $$$ in this business here, man...cuz' PEOPLE ARE ALWAYS DYING !!!).

Then go the mortuary science route.....or see what it takes to study it here, see if you can apprentice at a USA funeral home or morgue or hospital to make $$$ while you are in school, look for what kind of scholardships are available from Mortuary Foundations (hey, most people DO NOT want to go into this line of work 'cuz it reminds them of their OWN mortality ... but it is a BIG BUSINESS HERE, as all people DIE and need these services....never a shortfall of the need for FUNERAL SERVICES in the USA !!! ).

There have to be ways to come here, study it, go into it along parellel lines for a while even (like the marketing part of the funeral business, advertising, getting out PR on it)...hey, you could EVEN look into serving your own people's needs for such services in Chicago...which you well know has the LARGEST population of Bulgarians living here of anywhere else in the world outside your country.

YES, if you come to Chicago to do mundane work, or try to get factory work, whatever...jobs are hard to obtain, although the U S Dept of Labor today just released figures that unemployment in the USA is improving, best monthly improvement in terms of July 2009 unemployment since August 2008.

BUT the funeral services business is unique.....it is a "niche" kind of job here. You have much to offer this service industry.....in Chicago perhaps to get a foothold, study it part-time, get an apprenticeship in a funeral service that serves the Bulgarian community here....then as you learn more and gain more experience, hopefully a degree in a few yrs... in grad work.... then move onto settings you find more appealing.

Like servicing the needs of the GAY COMMUNITY...as Chicago has a huge gay community ... beginning on Halstead Street.."BoysTown" they call it. Google "CHICAGO'S BOYS TOWN"...
look for ways to get into the funeral business FOR THE GAY COMMUNITY....maybe in time you would want to relocate to New York City or San Francisco.

HEY , these are big steps, I know....you have hardship in your country, but it IS your country...and what you have shown us of it, it is really a beautiful country with mountains, lakes, ancient bridges, towns, castles....your family tradition is there, your relatives. NOT EASY to leave that behind and move to a new country, or a new place....your heart will resist it.

BUT PieMan...you are still young....and vital...and so intelligent...and THIS mortuary issue is your PASSION...and there are those who DO mortuary work, IT IS NEEDED .... it is an honorable profession, not everyone's passion, but it is YOURS.

SO you must at some point move on it....take small steps first...just sit on your computer and "google" what I have discussed above. Study it more....send e-mails out, look at what there is in Chicago for funeral services...mortuary science study, forensic studies...marketing studies for the mortuary business....professional mortuary societies in the USA...try putting in "AMERICAN SOCIETY of MORTUARY SCIENCES" and "AMERICAN SOCIETY of FUNERAL HOME DIRECTORS" ... "AMERICAN SOCIETY of FUNERAL SERVICES"...study it, see what it takes to get into this service profession. How others have gotten into it, where they went, the job propsects, the earnings, how much it takes to get started, how you can earn as you learn.

Then develop a cover letter and resume...send e-mails, call if you can...the schools, ask about scholarships, student loans...call the U S State Department about "student visas" and your own government, too...now these are BIGGER steps but still not all that threatening.

THEN hopefully something will "fall together" for you ... then think about it, ask your familiy and friends about it.....try to overcome the inertia and fear of leaving that which you know though it is limiting you ... there is e-mail back home to family and friends, phone calls....in time, you could go back and visit....I am sure your friends and family want you to do well, to be happy ... and you want this mortuary science, your passion is in this line of work...so take small steps at first.

Do not be destroyed by any setbacks, keep on at it, a little every day. Spend an hour a day at it....whittle away at it....in three months, you will have lots of new ideas, possibilities, insights....then take it from there.

I know you can do this, I do not want to see you "waste your life away" .... and yes, maybe less of CDG and more about putting PieMan FIRST and following your passion in ways that make you happy, fulfilled and make $$$$$$$.

It is all here before you, your life is full of opportunities ! Get started, small steps, one day at a time.

We have an expression here for projects that seem to big to tackle, to hopeless. It is called the elephant idea. ??? OK...

"HOW do you EAT an ELEPHANT???? YOU take ONE bite at a time."

Start eating YOUR elephant that blocks your way to happiness and success...ONE day at a time, my friend.

MAKE it happen, make it ra-RAWK !!!

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ArrowMan
07-08-09, 04:34 PM
Links to help you, PieMan .. which I have googled just now, took about 15 minutes to assemble, that is all !

http://www.abfse.org/
(the official USA accrediting agency for colleges and universities offering mortuary science
degrees...ONLY go to an acrredited school, do not bother with anything less)

http://www.nfda.org/index.php/about-funeral-service/trends-and-statistics
(Professional USA website for the funeral home business in the USA...and get this...the funeral home business is an $11 BILLION service industry in the USA, PieMan !!)

http://www.nfda.org/index.php/continuing-education/careers-in-funeral-service/904
(exploring a career in the funeral service business)

http://www.nfda.org/index.php/2009-convention-home
(huge world-wide convention in Boston, Massachusetts USA in October 2009 for the funeral service
industry, including morticians....interesting website to explore)

http://www.abfse.org/html/dir-listing.html
(every accredited program in the USA in mortuary science, pick a state)

http://www.abfse.org/html/dir-il.html
(there is an accredited school in Chicago that offers a degree in mortuary science...check all of them out here in Illinois)

http://www.abfse.org/html/scholarship.html
(scholarship info)

http://www.ehow.com/how_8117_become-mortician.html
(I just google in "How does one become a mortician in the USA?"...this came up, along with pages of other links on Google...and PieMan, a college degree is preferred, but you already HAVE ONE...so what you need to do is "fill in the gaps"...with coursework in biology, psychology of grieve......you already are more than HALF WAY THERE with your degree already obtained...you don't have to fret about "going to college" first !! )_

Just keep googling, PieMan, start to find answers for yourself...if not in USA, then google these kinds of areas in whatever country you want to begin a career in....the UK? France? Spain? Germany? The Netherlands? Sweeden? Scotland?

One day at a time, record, download your findings/save them to your "Favorite Places"....remember, to eat that ELEPHANT that is BLOCKING YOU...take one BITE at a time ...and before you know it, your pathway if FREE to BE ..
Y O U !

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ArrowMan
07-08-09, 05:43 PM
PieMan...

More links for you ....

The Illinois Funeral Director's Association:
http://www.ifda.org/i4a/pages/index.cfm?pageid=1

Mortuary Career info:
http://www.ifda.org/i4a/pages/Index.cfm?pageID=3316

Current job listings the Illinois Funeral Director's Association list (does not mean others are not available):
http://www.ifda.org/i4a/pages/Index.cfm?pageID=3307

Licensing requirements in Illinois:
http://www.ifda.org/i4a/pages/Index.cfm?pageID=3317

Also...the website of the American Society of Embalmers:
http://www.amsocembalmers.org/

THIS is an EXCELLENT LINK..to the U S Department of Labor's description of Funeral Home Director, description of job, job outlook up to 2016 (which is reported as GOOD), with earnings up to 2016 ...
http://www.bls.gov/oco/ocos011.htm

UPDATED LINK from the U S Dept of Labor for the Funeral Home Service Industry, with upated job prospects in the USA and mean earnings .... as of May 2008:
http://www.bls.gov/oes/current/oes119061.htm

Lots of info to check out, PieMan. Again, that is just here in the USA and in Illinois....you have all kinds of countries in Europe you may prefer instead.

BUT like I say, take ONE BITE a DAY of the ELEPHANT that is blocking you .... and BOOM...no more elephant...time to really ra-RAWK !

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Meatpie
07-08-09, 07:07 PM
You are a great dude Arrow. Thank you for your kind message and links!

If I was born in America my life would have been completely different.

But I am from Eastern Europe.

My university degree is not valid in the US.

Also I need visa for even a trip to the US.

I don't have any money so I stay here, stuck, unemployed and I die here like a stupid dog.

Swine flu will probably kill me in winter because if I need treatment I don't have even a medical insurance and will be left to deal with it on my own.

No tamiflu for unemployed poor studs here.

America is for americans, I would love to move and do something with my life but obstacles are too big.

Hope President Obama lifts visa restrictions.

ArrowMan
07-08-09, 07:39 PM
You are a great dude Arrow. Thank you for your kind message and links!

If I was born in America my life would have been completely different.

But I am from Eastern Europe.

My university degree is not valid in the US.

Also I need visa for even a trip to the US.

I don't have any money so I stay here, stuck, unemployed and I die here like a stupid dog.

Swine flu will probably kill me in winter because if I need treatment I don't have even a medical insurance and will be left to deal with it on my own.

No tamiflu for unemployed poor studs here.

America is for americans, I would love to move and do something with my life but obstacles are too big.

Hope President Obama lifts visa restrictions.

Ahhhh...

I understand, PieMan. So many obstacles....yes. Take a look at the links anway.

Now.....the exam that is given for licensure to become a mortician is an international exam as I understand it, so it would be the same exam in Europe.

Also, I have looked at mortican school websites in the USA, and many are friendly to foreign students ... you may get more credits for your university work than you realize.

You will NEVER know until you have such an ACCREDITED mortician school REVIEW your university transcript....which is the cost of postage or even scan it and e-mail it out (and send it to as many accredited mortician schools as you can, in the most populated states here in the USA).

This may also be the case for you for mortuary schools in Europe...I bet much of what you have already studied is transferable for credits.

In terms of visas, tell me more about that. The USA President has travel restrictions regarding coming to the USA from Bulgaria?? Let me know more about that, privately.....what about a "student visa"?

In terms of $$$$, there are scholarships, student loans.....also, opportunities to work in this field as you LEARN in this field. This is the case in the USA....I bet the same in some European countries nearer to you...a thought is to google this and see what you find.

What about coming to the USA and staying under sponsorship from an American citizen? Any contacts you have in Chicago, from Bulgaria, with the huge Bulgarian population there?

Any one there who would allow you to stay with them in Chicago from any Bulgarian contacts you may have so you can learn and earn $$$$ going to mortician school here? REMEMBER, scholarships and student loans are available, and many foreign students are in the USA studying all kinds of subjects at the undergraduate and graduate level, and not all are rich or have $$$ at all !!

Are there any career counsellers at your former university who could help you ?
At least help you find work for a while, an alumni association ? A job office? What about contacts you know outside of Bulgaria from school ....... in different countries, would they allow you to stay with them while you earned $$$ and then after you earned $$$$, go to mortuary school in Europe, buddying up with other students to save $$$ and learn while you earn?

I know none of this is EASY ... but hey, remember that ELEPHANT??? Well, that ELEPHANT is blocking YOU from getting to where you need to be.

That elephant is your country's economic problems, your current lack of resources. Well, let's start getting rid of that ELEPHANT...one bite at a time....start exploring this career if not here, then in Europe, outside of your country.

Explore through google any questions that come to mind...just type them into the search engine. Keep at it, think, reflect..."how can I get out and pursue my dream?" is the question that is to be asked.

Start taking those BITES out of that ELEPHANT, Pie....you have more going for you than you KNOW.

Write down your selling points, your positives....write a resume....think it out..google this profession ... look at it, I can do it here, the internet is ALL over the world...yes, THIS INTERNET is a GREAT TOOL you have that never existed before. Now it does, so take every advantage of it...and you know how to use it very well !

I just know that you can overcome this, follow your passion and be extremely successful.
ONE BITE at a time, every day...let's make THAT ELEPHANT HISTORY !

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roadkill
07-08-09, 07:51 PM
Wow.
How can you type so much?
You're typing speed must be like a machine gun.

Meatpie
07-08-09, 08:01 PM
Thats the Arrowman, roadkill, he has been on internet forums for years. He is fun to talk to, well-versed and I read and enjoy all his postings.

And he is right. American guys have so much oppurtunities.

But without money in America you are a begger and I am gonna live in Chicago metro stations if I can't find a job.

You know what Arrow, I did my best.

I graduated from university with excellent dipolama, I was brave enough to go and ask for a morgue job, then check out autopsies and rotting bodies...but conditons here aint normal, you know that.

I feel so disappointed, so fucked up.

I now what eric must have felt like in his desperation, you really want to die when you are so fucked up.

ArrowMan
07-08-09, 08:05 PM
Pie...

Another thought....become a casket sales representative !

Google that ... that requires little education more than you already have...and you definitely have a business background....and sales skills.

At least it is a FOOT in the DOOR of this profession....and $$$$$ to be made doing it. NOT in Bulgaria....but an AFFLUENT European nation and city !

Be a casket sales rep ! I know that sounds far out, but really, it is not ! Here is a link I just found on Google...it is dated, but still .... it can happen !

http://tritown.gmnews.com/news/2005/0202/Front_Page/046.html

Think of EVERY possible way to get into this mortuary service profession, from all angles, from every element that contributes to it.

Start making that ELEPHANT EXTINCT !!

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Meatpie
07-08-09, 08:29 PM
I WANT A MORGUE FUCKING JOB WHERE THE DUDES ARE STARK NAKED ON SLABS AND PROPPED UP.

I'VE SEEN THIS, I HAVE SEEN REAL AUTOPSY, SNIFFED A REAL CORPSE, SEEN REAL DEAD FEET, OPEN MOUTHS, HAIRY CHESTS.

SAW A DEAD GUY RIPPED OPEN LIKE CANOE.

THEY MADE ME COME SO CLOSE TO THE OPEN SKULLS AND BRAINS YOU CAN SEE INSIDE.

THEY TESTED ME TO SEE IF I WAS FIT FOR THE JOB.

ITS JUST INSANE, SO INSANE ITS LIKE A DREAM.

A FUCKING DREAM AND A NIGHTMARE AT THE SAME TIME.

ONCE I'VE SEEN IT ALL NO CASKETS CAN DO IT FOR ME.

BUT THE HORRIFIC ROTTERS, THEY RUINED EVERYTHING.

BODIES, MELTING AT ROOM TEMPERATURE, BROWN FLESH FULL OF MAGGOTS PEELING OFF...IF THEY HAD ENOUGH FRIDGES THIS SHOULDN'T HAVE HAPPENED.

BUT IN POOR BULGARIA THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE ENOUGH FRIDGES FOR THE DEAD DUDES AND LEAVE THEM TO ROT ON THE MORGUE FLOOR!!!!

OH ARROW, MY DEAREST FRIEND, WHAT A NIGHTMARE THAT WHOLE SITUATION IS.

I WANT TO TAKE THE JOB BUT THOSE ROTTERS IN THE BASEMENT ARE HORRIFIC.

ArrowMan
07-08-09, 11:29 PM
Ahhhh...well, I understand.

Best resolution is once the other issue resolves about the computer pics and all (really worried about that whole scene).....then to start plugging away at finding how you can get into the mortician business.

It is doable, many have and are happy in it, you want IT, this is your passion. Now find a way to put legs on it, soldier away at it through google research and making contacts in this field.

Of course, not in a filthy place where YOU will be at great personal health risk...but in a position where you can EARN as you LEARN for an accredited degree in Mortuary Science.

I have given you lots of links, lots of resources for the USA....the same applies for Europe, in more affluent countries in their most affluent cities. That is where you want to be earning and learning this profession ... where you can make a good living, in clean conditions, ideally for the GAY COMMUNITY, where both your passions and learned skills and natural attributes all intersect.

Do NOT allow that ELEPHANT to BLOCK YOU....eat away at it, day by day, and before you know it, the roadblock in your life will be gone .

You must be the one to make it happen, only you .. with, of course, a "little help" from your friends.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHES9rm8vBU&feature=related

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Little.Boy.Rot
08-08-09, 04:30 AM
-Crushed by Meaty-Mans font-
If I remember correctly you chickened out.

Actually you helped more then one person out.
I've been trying to figure out how to get into Morgue stuff.
Thanks for the links.

useless bum
11-08-09, 02:47 AM
My university degree is not valid in the US.

Not sure about this one, but credits should be transferable. In other words, you don't have to repeat some of the general courses like maths, sciences, etc.


Also I need visa for even a trip to the US.

This may be a problem, but would that be possible that your KY friend can somehow sponsor you? If you are really serious about coming to the US, you may want to talk to an immigration attorney. Or there is something called diversity visa program.


Hope President Obama lifts visa restrictions.

I don't want to be a total hypocrite, but I think there should be some sort of restrictions. Otherwise, there would be a total chaos. Even if there are, we get problems from neighboring countries. Like the ones demanded an amnesty back in 2007. Was it 2006?

But again, you have a college degree and all that, so it should not be that difficult.

useless bum
11-08-09, 03:10 AM
In terms of $$$$, there are scholarships, student loans.....also, opportunities to work in this field as you LEARN in this field. This is the case in the USA....I bet the same in some European countries nearer to you...a thought is to google this and see what you find.

What about coming to the USA and staying under sponsorship from an American citizen? Any contacts you have in Chicago, from Bulgaria, with the huge Bulgarian population there?

No offense to AM, but international students are not usually eligible for scholarships and student loans. I had some scholarships, but not enough to support tuition, etc.

Sponsorship may be a possibility. But for an F-1 (student visa), you need to have a proof that you have enough money to cover tuition, cost of living, etc. And you cannot work the first year you come on a student visa.

I only know about F-1 and may be a little J-1, which is an exchange visa.


But without money in America you are a begger and I am gonna live in Chicago metro stations if I can't find a job.

Chicago area is a great place to find dead squids. Two of my favorites (Keith and Garret) died in the area, and they were both on Suzuki GSX-R 1000's. A local newspaper wrote an article about one incident with a header describing the autopsy result. That dude was into bodybuilding I read.

And last year, another died in a motorcycle chase after crashing into a wall. Pieces of bikes (and him I guess) were found in 6 blocks or something. And it all happened in a residential area. Witnesses reported that the speed hit 160~170 mph! The bike was a nice stretched raven Yamaha R1 with NOs. I found a very nice memorial page of that dude on Facebook. I also read he was arrested for a possession, and had some drug problem. Go figure.

I requested two autopsy reports of other incidents (one total hottie and he is on Mydeathspace, and another chase, 18 year old just before starting a college) from a nearby county (Lake County), but the coroner did not even bother me to send a reply. Bastard!

Talldutch
31-12-09, 08:55 AM
I do miss one option... Working in a morgue preparing freshly received bodies for the exam... Stripping them naked, washing them.

FiringSquad
31-12-09, 10:57 AM
My special dream is: I am a director of a prison for very young prisoners. In this prison only death sentences are executed. Each day young Boys is executed. Shirtless, only into small short sport trousers, barefoot. By Firing Squad or by Noose or by Guillotine. And I can use the Boys. Before and after the execution.:sm (5)::sm (24)::sm (62)::dancing::sm (31):

Meatpie
02-01-10, 10:12 PM
sick!

What will you do with them after?

RAWRpants
15-01-10, 01:48 AM
*first post* :3

Definitely fucking a cute dead guy's mouth. Maybe Anal but the mouth really turns me on.
Everything else on that list is makes me queasy... And i wanna be a Doctor Dx

Meatpie
15-01-10, 10:03 AM
Welcome raw boy. If you come to anal, will you fuck the dead guy raw or you will put a rubber?

RAWRpants
21-01-10, 04:53 AM
If there aren't any diseases i could get, then sure i'd bareback :3

Salomé
24-01-10, 12:33 AM
This sweet, fit, totally cut and lean guy is at a bar. He flirts with me. I look like I want it.. and he looks like he wants to take me up on the offer. We go to my place. I slip him several Roofies, he passes out. I string him up to a chandelier... his feet on a table. Hands tied behind his back, his feet too. Careful not to kill him. A few hours have passed, I've undressed him and already had my way with him, fingers in his ass, nipples in his mouth, balls, etc. He's waking up and I kick him off the table so he's somewhat conscious as he's breathing his last breaths. Then I take the purple sweetie and kiss and rip his lips off with my teeth. Lapping up the dead blood, I straddle him and f**k him until there's blood spurting out of his mouth and shit is coming out of him too. I feel sick, I feel glorious. I go to town with him and my little exacto knife on different parts of his body: chest, arms, face, foreskin. I eat a little, chew a little and spit it out, I'm drenched in blood. I've smeared vaginal juice all over him and lick it up. I work to the bone in some areas and poke around the tendons and connective tissues. I sleep next to him until he's completely cold.

satya
26-01-10, 06:01 PM
it's undeniably there's such a cruel Dahmer or Gein in every inside of us. I personaly like to be just a morgue photographer... though, i still can keep my sanity from killing every hot people around me hahaha... some of us sometimes fantasize about having sex with every huge meaty bodybuilders or just muscular people then strangle them to death, worship still flexing muscles on those fresh dead bodies, to rape then behead them... chopped off those strong bodies... damn...

lvsoldier
26-01-10, 09:58 PM
I' would like to
work in a military hospital during a war
and to see full of naked beautiful young soldier:sm (39):

That's good idea bud.

But I think the best is I am own of camp of young conscripts and soldiers.

I will train them.
Play with them.
Love them and at last is kill them all slowly and painfully.:sarcasticclap:

lvsoldier
26-01-10, 10:19 PM
He is my favourite yes but serial killers eventually get caught while morgue work gives you unlimited access to the bodies.

Problem with morgues in my opinion is horrific decomposition, old fat women and obese patients.

Decomposition is really horrific and that was why I couldn't take it...

100 rotting bodies in one small room, that would be hard on anyone.

But many serial killers never to be catched before?

Dammher err in his job.
But many man never err.


I think Dammher is my idol.
But I think he is normal cruel rank of us.

He's just only normal serial killer.
Not sadistic enough.

lvsoldier
26-01-10, 10:22 PM
My special dream is: I am a director of a prison for very young prisoners. In this prison only death sentences are executed. Each day young Boys is executed. Shirtless, only into small short sport trousers, barefoot. By Firing Squad or by Noose or by Guillotine. And I can use the Boys. Before and after the execution.:sm (5)::sm (24)::sm (62)::dancing::sm (31):

That's very good idea.
But young soldiers captive's camp is best of mine.

I want to see them fear,cry to death,and very very.....

NecroHeadfucker
01-05-10, 12:35 AM
Fucking a decaped head. Make him suck my dick, fuck the hole in the neck, hold him like a teddy bear when I sleep, kiss the fucker constantly and rub him on hard ons and cum all over him and in his mouth and sucking the cum out of his mouth when I kiss him!

Damn good dream!

codymyself
01-05-10, 01:20 AM
I love anything about young dead/passed out guys in suits.

So I was walking along an alley, I saw a nearly dead guy in suit, he asked for help, I carried him to my car and brought him not to the hospital but on an abandoned warehouse... I flipped him over and stabbed him before he can speak, I stripped off his clothes and I slept with him all night while caressing his cock over and over.




this is my first time to use the one who rapes the guy as me, I always used another character, I just want to take pictures,touch the dead guy and feel him.


that's all...

ghos
20-08-10, 06:49 AM
http://www.mordercy.yoyo.pl/dahmer/ofiary/dahmercorpse.jpg
I love dahmer...

browngoldfun
16-09-10, 04:17 PM
my fantasy is to suck cocks hard with rigor mortis

merlyn2010
16-09-10, 04:51 PM
Capturing young, healthy men (long Pigs) and preparing them for processing (live cooking) eather by slow roasting over hot coals while being based with BBQ sauce; or baking in an oven after being rubbed down with a special dry rub. Preperations take about 3 - 4 days of special diet, milking, etc. Lover to play with my food.

that-guy
22-09-10, 09:58 AM
cutting a hard cock with balls and bbq it and eat it with my cum as sauce lol http://www.imagebam.com/image/fe37ea98531870

ldmga
01-10-10, 03:19 AM
mmmm eating their male private parts is what i like, but yes dahmer was cool. :)

brian56321
09-11-10, 09:18 AM
My fantasy is to learn the technique of plastination (see Bodyworlds) and have a collection of hot men plasticized in various poses (once rigor mortis sets in they won't be posable much anymore but would be like statues). But at least after plastination there is virtually no smell and decomposition is entirely halted since the cells have been replaced with a silicone polymer. The main thing I would do differently than the Bodyworlds exhibit is to leave most of them with their skin on so that they would look like their normal flesh on the outside.

toptuan
21-12-10, 10:05 AM
Sleeping with a corpse--one that had just died a non-violent death (like heart attack, drug overdoes, etc.). Still warm, still flexible. Spend all night cuddling, fondling, kissing.... Have been able to do that a few times with str8 guys who slept like dead guys (camping trips, etc.) Next best thing...but risky.

toptuan
21-12-10, 10:08 AM
The 27 Dahmer respondees really scare me. May their blind dates never work out. ;-(

ANUBIS
11-02-11, 09:25 PM
I often fantasize on the same topic .... This theme is my "picks" an incredibly strong


And here I am lying on a metal table. Such a steel table in mortuaries use pathologists. Hands and feet are tied to it. I'm almost naked on my all-white swimming trunks (it's my fetish !!!). No shouting or even say I can not
Slightly swollen belly! And in this case is heard in the gurgling and rumbling. (It excites me the same!)

"The doctor will produce vsparyvanie from groin to chest and from the bottom of the stomach destroy it. Extract at the beginning of the rectum. Just gently remove the stomach and bowel rest. After that vsporet all guts on a nearby table, my entire intestine from the rectum to the stomach and esophagus, what would explore all of my bowels ...
Then the kidneys, spleen, and everything else that is called the liver. As a last resort - the heart and lungs. At this evisceration end.
After that, you need to carefully check all the insides, whether remains of a body in distant places.
And finally rinse all interior water .. The body is all washed out, too. Give a little water to drain. Then during the day the body should be located in a bath of embalming solution. Day or dries out. After you do this stuff is dense breasts and belly wool. Then sew. In the end I have to wear white heat.
And yet ... I'm ready !!!!!!!!!!!!..

I often imagine lying in the white trunks and stuffed with cotton wool belly. And I'm very "Turns "!!!!!!
Here I have a necro fantasy (perhaps someone will say I'm not normal - but I did anyway!)
Sorry I could not (in case of realization of my "script") to see himself lying on the table in those white trunks and stuffed with cotton belly ... ... ...
Maybe it's the same one that "clings" - I am looking for a long time, "a " pathologist!

apologize in advance for possible excessive frankness ....

JValdez
12-02-11, 02:52 AM
"cutting a hard cock with balls and bbq it and eat it with my cum as sauce lol" -- yow yow yow! + above--hot!
:stroke::load:

SPIKE201
11-03-11, 08:35 PM
MEAT PIE, FOR UR INFO OR TO THINK ABOUT... STRAIGHT GUYS MARRY MEN ECT AN GET INTO THE USA THAT WAY....THEN YOU BECOME A USA CITIZEN. I AM GAY AN THE US IS STARTING TO GET SAME SEX MARRIAGES LEGAL. SO NO MATTER WHAT SEX LIFE YOU LIKE YOUR DREAM OF THE WORK YOU DESIRE IS REACHABLE. DONT GIVE UP, AN IF THATS YOUR REAL PICTURE HERE, HELL ANYONE WOULD BE LINED UP FOR DAYS TO HAVE YOU, INCLUDING ME LOL,...TIM

NecroHeadfucker
11-03-11, 11:52 PM
My fantasy: to have a very attractive man and have him strip naked, tie up his ankles and hands, and then suck his dick and get him nice and hard, then fuck his ass while another sucks his dick while another waits by until the guy is ready to cum, then behead him as is forced to cum. When his head is removed, then continue fucking the body until I'm ready to cum.

When I do cum, squirt it all over the head and smear the cum around the lips and face with my cock head.

From there, I would take the head and then start fucking his mouth, make him suck my dick. It would be a great feeling because my dick would be fresh with cum, slippery. His mouth would feel like he was sucking my dick, and I could push my cock head out the neck hole.

Cum again, this time in his mouth. Then impale him on my cock and fuck his neck, looking into his dead eyes and beautiful face. While I fuck him face up, I can suck on his dick, which I assume would still be hard from cumming, then suck out the cum from his dick and suck him off while I fucked his head. And, then cum again, in the head.

By this time I would assume that I would be near out of cum, but I would keep going until I got dry spurts, fucking the head and body.

What do you guys think? Is this too much?

Kamlakar
26-03-11, 04:31 PM
None of them

strangleapple
26-03-11, 05:25 PM
i want to choke someone, unchoke them, then, choke again,,,,untill im satisfied,,,

Snerdguy
27-03-11, 12:40 AM
i want to choke someone, unchoke them, then, choke again,,,,untill im satisfied,,,

Many people in this country feel that way about our Congressional representatives. :-)

ceci
27-03-11, 01:22 AM
i would love to strangle to death a lot of guys with a wire garrote, then suck their corpsee, necks, dicks and tongues...

SHRDLU
12-06-11, 10:54 PM
That would be the ultimate....all young sexy men.

Eaterofyoungboy
13-06-11, 01:45 PM
Number 10. Absolutely number 10. Yumm.

Megu-chan
26-08-11, 08:42 AM
Sleeping with a dead man... :3
Actually had a dream about that once, it was nice.

slaughter
26-08-11, 09:34 AM
Many people in this country feel that way about our Congressional representatives. :-)

hahaha!!!! So fucking true! sucks that you only get to chose one option on the poll thought, there are several that look good. :D

Art Of War
06-11-11, 09:34 AM
@Meat Pie

Would like to be a serial killer like Dhamer?

What about other (gay)serial killers Like
Eric Panzram
Wayne Gacy
Colin Ireland
Dean Corll
Elmer Wayne Henley

I was originally going to choose "Seeing a young dude die in my hands", then after realising you couldn't double dip I choose be a serial killer like dhamer.

ps:- you make one sexy serial killer:drool:

callmecaleb
13-04-14, 12:39 AM
Hot smooth muscular dude bound spread-eagled from a beam. Shave his crotch. Slice open his sac and let each nut hang out. Cut the cord on one, lean back and dangle it into my mouth. Lick it, suck it, and then crunch it between my teeth. Liquid splatters down my throat. Swallow. Repeat process with other nut. Then decide how to proceed. Cut and eat his dick? His nipples? Slice the smooth body with my box cutters? Or his pretty face? Hiss butt? Who knows but however I go I know it will be the best date I've ever had.

stustustugoo
14-04-14, 07:43 PM
Sleeping with a dead man... :3
Actually had a dream about that once, it was nice.

i used to have a VERY frequent dream in my teens through my twenties of sleeping with various hot dead dudes and fucking and sucking their soles raw! in my dreams I'd always end up stealing the dudes from motorcycle or car accident scenes that I'd come across in the dreams, very rarely I'd find the dead dude in the street or steal him from a hospital morgue! but it was always full of very hot sole action!

gibing
17-04-14, 03:48 PM
i would love to strangle to death a lot of guys with a wire garrote, then suck their corpsee, necks, dicks and tongues...


It would be a dream come true

drunk_puppy
20-04-14, 01:35 AM
Some of the numbers that voted for the options kinda freaked me out....then I was like, alright! Such numbers, now to find them in real life...hmm. If I was able to find and meet up with someone like #3 I would be scared shitless but also extremely excited for some reason. Though...I guess it could have already happened! *yikes!*

I agree with those that said most everyone has a bit of Dahmer or the like in them. Humans have an inherent duality, those that think we can be or are only good are deceiving themselves. I'm not saying its good or anything, just an observation. Almost nothing in this world is black or white, good or evil...its all a big grey mess!

NecroHeadfucker
30-04-14, 06:03 AM
I live in America, one of the few American Indians in the country. There are only 4.4 million American Indians in the country, reduced from 100 million when Europeans came here (some of the most horrific massacres of the American Indian Holocaust most likely yeilded cute dead guys (Indian guys are Hot!)). You are right about opportunities, if you work for it. I live on an Indian reservation, and when I graduated from high school I was able to attend college because of the Montana Indian Fee waiver. Graduated from a university with a Bachelor of Arts, that's a four year degree, and was only able to pay for it with lots of government assistance, scholarships, and student loans. What fucking sickened me greatly was these rich bitch fucks who would come to college with the best cars, computers, a credit card with no spending limit, and their education paid for full up front yet they drink and waste it!

I have very little money, but I have a career and do well. My job sometimes lets me see cute dead guys, never beheaded though, never had such luck.

But I know what you mean, conditions being not normal. Indian rez life is daunting. So much alcoholism, so much drug abuse. Meth addition and dealing is wide spread here, as is pill addition courtesy of the Indian Health Service (supposed to do us good but does the opposite). Unemployment rate is high, and we have a tribal government that gets changed every two years so nothing gets accomplished. There is so much more, this place is so damn unlike mainstream America (I lived in the city for several years and saw how good mainstream America is compared to reservation America).

But, if I can do it then you can do it Meatpie.


Thats the Arrowman, roadkill, he has been on internet forums for years. He is fun to talk to, well-versed and I read and enjoy all his postings.

And he is right. American guys have so much oppurtunities.

But without money in America you are a begger and I am gonna live in Chicago metro stations if I can't find a job.

You know what Arrow, I did my best.

I graduated from university with excellent dipolama, I was brave enough to go and ask for a morgue job, then check out autopsies and rotting bodies...but conditons here aint normal, you know that.

I feel so disappointed, so fucked up.

I now what eric must have felt like in his desperation, you really want to die when you are so fucked up.

cadaverico
04-09-14, 07:40 AM
my nude body stabbed in a autopsy table. .soon the mortician prepare it for autopsy and the coroner autopsied me in many hours of exams...genital and feet with toetag are the parts that i prefer to be manipolate. ..

patr2016
25-01-15, 02:09 PM
Firingsquad: this is my dream too!

Gaygaygay
27-01-15, 06:55 AM
I seen videos of real necro sex and its like wow he's fucking the other guys and he's there taking it like a champ

Meatpie
27-01-15, 04:45 PM
Where have you seen this video?

Deaf3279
27-01-15, 06:48 PM
none of them. I'm just observer

emeryvilleass
01-11-17, 11:22 AM
I have seen some WW2 vids of dead prisoners. I know I should not be turned on, but I love the pile of bodies with their cocks hanging out. I imagine myself just going from body to body and sampling the goods. Then to be caught by the americans and performing for them

Bladefun
06-11-17, 03:12 PM
Prefer to be the one to cut open a cute guys abdomen when brought in for autopsy ........ even a live one will do

DeathlySuccubus
05-12-17, 04:31 PM
Mine is hot/handsome guys with nice dicks who I can touch and squeeze their penies and ride their cold corpses but also like women too and would love to have naughty necro fun with them.

DeathlySuccubus
05-12-17, 04:33 PM
This Sucubus loves to go bisexual and loves fine dead bodies baby.

DeathlySuccubus
05-12-17, 04:35 PM
I want to get fucked by zombies and show them a good time sexy.

DeathlySuccubus
05-12-17, 04:36 PM
I love having sex in graveyards and cemeteries cupcakes.

deddew52
11-12-17, 01:41 AM
I want to kiss and lick the Nipples and Navel of a Sexy dead guy, and have sex before he is buried.

TakeNoPrizners
30-12-17, 09:46 AM
I want to be part of the mop-up operation after a battle and collect the dog tags off the chests of the soldiers killed in action. I would assist with the bagging of the corpses and their delivery to the mortuary unit. By being out in the field right after the battle, I could pre-select which guys I would fuck after they're brought in and slabbed. Once in a while a mortally wounded guy might still be alive when I inspected his body on the battlefield, and I could mercy-kill him.