Man bites python

NAIROBI, April 15 (Reuters) - A Kenyan man bit a python who wrapped him in its coils and hauled him up a tree in a struggle that lasted hours, local media said on Wednesday.

Farm manager Ben Nyaumbe was working at the weekend when the serpent, apparently hunting for livestock, struck in the Malindi area of Kenya's Indian Ocean coast.

"I stepped on a spongy thing on the ground and suddenly my leg was entangled with the body of a huge python," he told the Daily Nation newspaper.

When the snake coiled itself round his upper body, Nyaumbe resorted to desperate measures: "I had to bite it."

The python dragged him up a tree, but when it eased its grip, Nyaumbe said he was able to take a mobile phone out of his pocket and phone for help.

When his supervisor came with a policeman, Nyaumbe smothered the snake's head with his shirt, while the rescuers tied it with a rope and pulled.

"We both came down, landing with a thud," said Nyaumbe, who survived with damaged lips and bruising.

The snake escaped from the three sacks it was bundled into.

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Chewing cock, does that count as a bite on a python.

depends on how big the snake is

Worm or snake
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(Scots for can I have a blow job)

giz?

whats giz? give?

If we knew each other in real life we would giz each other lots of love hugging lick our soles and fuck hard

of course we will gobble a lot of cock too

you can suck me for as long as you want

my body will be entirely yours for hours

You never know Meatpie, one day we might meet, and if we do you are going to be licked from head to toe, sucked dry and then shagged so hard in that cute little arse of yours you won't be able to sit down for a week.
Then I will take proper care of you, so no one can ever upset you again. If they try then I will show them what a real nightmare is like.