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Meatpie
07-10-08, 06:00 PM
Can you be self-sufficient like these guys?

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Darkside
07-10-08, 08:10 PM
Can't do it and wouldn't want to . well not to myself.

Meatpie
07-10-08, 08:12 PM
That means you've tried !

Kinky.

I've tried I admit but too couldn't do it...would love to taste it though

bindiboi
08-10-08, 01:02 AM
Really, Darkside? You wouldn't want to be able to? I have tried and when I was in my teens I could manage to get my tongue on the head as I came, but that's as close as I have been able to do. Now I would just hurt myself if I tried. lol

corpseboy1980
08-10-08, 01:10 AM
I've tried, but unfortunately I can't.

Meatpie
08-10-08, 11:07 AM
I was in my teens I could manage to get my tongue on the head as I came, but that's as close as I have been able to do.

:load:lol mate. Thats hot to think about. I tried when I was 21 and was bored at home.

I locked myself in my room, unrobed myself and put my feet up propped against the bed in a desprate attempt to taste my cock...

couldn't do it


EPIC FAIL

bindiboi
08-10-08, 09:18 PM
I'd probably put my back out now if I tried it. I used to do it as far as possible and shoot on my face though all the time.

Meatpie
09-10-08, 12:09 AM
oh wow thats fucking hot. Never tastes sperm.

How does it taste bindiboi

bindiboi
09-10-08, 01:39 AM
Really, never tasted it before. Well, each guy can be different. I've noticed very bitter to very sweet. I am a diabetic, and because I can have higher amounts of sugar in my system, mine is VERY sweet. I guess it is a hard thing to describe. I actually normally don't like it. But I am an exception, I think.

JMsidious
09-10-08, 01:52 AM
Exactly, Bind - Totally depends on what you've eaten earlier, and how long it's been since you came last.
I've heard fresh fruit 12 hours before (pineapple especially) makes for scrumptious spunk. (scrumptious spunk-that sounds so wrong) and spicy stuff and alcohol makes semen very hard to swallow.
Not that I'd know from experience, mind you...
:sm (1)::load:

JMsidious
09-10-08, 01:53 AM
Like I said before - Why does a dog lick it's balls? Because it can.

Meatpie
09-10-08, 09:45 AM
so you drink cum mate?

Some guys drank my milk, that felt good but I could never return the favour.

JMsidious
10-10-08, 01:12 AM
so you drink cum mate?

Some guys drank my milk, that felt good but I could never return the favour.


I don't "Drink Cum" per se, but I have swallowed. Totally depends on the guy. Anyone like rimming? Giving or receiving?

BritLad
10-10-08, 04:20 AM
2 guys were watching a Dog licking it's balls and dick. One guy says to the other, "I wish I could do that". The other guy replies, "well you better stroke him first to see if he's friendly" :sm (31):

BritLad
10-10-08, 04:39 AM
I agree it does depend on the guy. I used to swallow my boyfriends spunk couldn't get enough of it. But there again I was completely in love with him and he was the cutest, sexiest bloke you'd ever meet. Sadly he died 4 years ago, I was with him right up to the end. But thats another story for a more appropriate thread I think. Never felt like swallowing anyone elses spunk untill I met my present boyfriend. And again I am totally in love with him and he is incredibly cute and sexy. Think there is a pattern there :-)

JMsidious
10-10-08, 05:36 AM
I agree it does depend on the guy. I used to swallow my boyfriends spunk couldn't get enough of it. But there again I was completely in love with him and he was the cutest, sexiest bloke you'd ever meet. Sadly he died 4 years ago, I was with him right up to the end. But thats another story for a more appropriate thread I think. Never felt like swallowing anyone elses spunk untill I met my present boyfriend. And again I am totally in love with him and he is incredibly cute and sexy. Think there is a pattern there :-)

EXACTLY - It is the same with me. If I am in love (or LUST, capital) it's like taking a piece of him into myself that he doesn't share with anyone else. (I hope). It's mostly psychological. :sm (20):

Meatpie
10-10-08, 09:42 AM
Sadly he died 4 years ago, I was with him right up to the end.

Oh man, I am sorry. What happened...

Hope you post a thread, that would be so hot to hear....full details


EXACTLY - It is the same with me. If I am in love (or LUST, capital) it's like taking a piece of him into myself that he doesn't share with anyone else. (I hope). It's mostly psychological. :sm (20):

:sm (30): I can't drink cum...or lick someones ass no matter....but I like feet!!!

its mostly psychological :sm (20):

BritLad
10-10-08, 02:47 PM
Thanks meat. I've posted a forum in general discussion.

Meatpie
10-10-08, 03:13 PM
Yes I read your thread and replied. I am disappointed kuz its so fake.

Daughter of satan
06-11-08, 07:47 PM
http://media.snuffx.com/h6sh7f/100408/snuffx-dot-com-selfsucker.html


thats how you do it.

Meatpie
06-11-08, 08:24 PM
thanks for this DoS, new to me.

Loved how he filled his mouth with cum then puked it over his cock.

sick

I couldn't never fold like that though

verlup1
07-11-08, 03:37 AM
oh wow thats fucking hot. Never tastes sperm.

How does it taste bindiboi
I've never tasted it either.:sm (7):

Meatpie
07-11-08, 10:15 AM
when I come to NYC we will taste each others cum, do u want?

Daughter of satan
07-11-08, 08:40 PM
thanks for this DoS, new to me.

Loved how he filled his mouth with cum then puked it over his cock.

sick

I couldn't never fold like that though

i believe it would be quiet easy if you had two ribs removed, i read some where that the singer prince did just that.

Avenger381
07-11-08, 10:13 PM
When I was younger, I could selfsuck without problems. Now it's not so easy, because i'm no more so flexible.

But i know 2 guys, who have no problems with this:

http://thumbnails11.imagebam.com/1772/c1206117715082.gif (http://www.imagebam.com/image/c1206117715082) :sm (42):

MichiganGhoul
02-01-09, 07:11 PM
I was never able to do it personally, although when i was a teenager I tried it a couple of times and ALMOST reached it (within a few inches, dammit!!)

Meatpie
02-01-09, 07:20 PM
how old are u now?

scott07
23-01-09, 02:49 AM
i found someone near me that can do it...and his balls hahaha :-p and i have pictures lol

deadsoldier
24-01-09, 04:24 PM
When I was a teen I could suck my own dick. I'd lie on my back and bring my legs back over my head. I could get the head of my penis and about another inch in my mouth. It was intense and several times I came in my mouth and swallowed. Didn't do it much though, I risked serious injury each time.

dogfood
24-01-09, 07:28 PM
With enough stretching beforehand I can touch with my tongue, but could never any further. I used to do yoga a lot but not as much as I used to. I could probably if my penis was longer. But it's only low average, lol.

note; I pwn at limbo.

Meatpie
24-01-09, 07:47 PM
When I was a teen I could suck my own dick. I'd lie on my back and bring my legs back over my head. I could get the head of my penis and about another inch in my mouth. It was intense and several times I came in my mouth and swallowed. Didn't do it much though, I risked serious injury each time.

OHHH AMAZING!

Thats fucking amazing, being able to cum in your own mouth and swallow.

I've never tasted semen.

Teddyray
25-01-09, 07:07 PM
this thread is making me hot

Meatpie
25-01-09, 07:22 PM
check out our gore section and you can cum

Teddyray
25-01-09, 07:28 PM
i lurk a lot sonny boy

Meatpie
25-01-09, 07:29 PM
good.

but do you cum?

Teddyray
25-01-09, 07:32 PM
of course i do. as do you my young friend.

Meatpie
25-01-09, 07:41 PM
Good.

I am not that young anymore man. I went out with with a mate tonight to get drunk.

We was talking and all of a sudden he said "you are balding and you have a tummy."

:(

We are all fucked, life will fuck all of us.

I told him he won't be cute forever too.

Its harder to keep fit as you age, I hate the way the world is.

Why can't we be young and cute all the time. Then you go to sleep and never wake up.

Why is life so difficult sometimes?

I need a chocolate now but I won't have anything. Its late here.

When I am depressed I eat 3 milka chocolates.

Teddyray
25-01-09, 07:59 PM
i don't know i just don't know but i'd rather you be alive and cute

Meatpie
25-01-09, 08:05 PM
There is no point in being alive if you are not cute.

Cute guys have awesome sex with whoever they want, make money easily and get higher grades in university.

I am telling this from experience.

But there comes a day when your realize you are not as cute as before, you develop a tummy, its harder to keep fit.

Also young guys throw more cum then older guys.

hehhehehe

Teddyray
25-01-09, 08:11 PM
well i think you should jack off an older guy before you make that statement

Meatpie
25-01-09, 08:20 PM
Oldest guy I've jacked was 32

How old are we talking about?

Teddyray
25-01-09, 08:27 PM
say 50

Meatpie
25-01-09, 08:39 PM
oh man.

My dads 50. thats gross

like jacking off my dad

Teddyray
25-01-09, 09:04 PM
ffs you're 25! there is something very wrong if you are worried about getting old at 25. 25!!!get over it.

Meatpie
25-01-09, 09:12 PM
how old are you Teddy?

My friend is 23 and he said he feels old and crappy.

That made me think, so I decided to share.

Anyway, nothing we can do about it just having these thoughts tonight.

Teddyray
25-01-09, 10:51 PM
52 this year and i feel pretty good for an old sickfuck

Meatpie
25-01-09, 10:56 PM
:sm (19): Oh man, you are OLD!!!!!!!!

R.I.P.

verlup1
26-01-09, 05:04 AM
A fifty two year old died on this new show called "Dead Men Talking" He fell down the stairs and landed when his head smashed into the drywall. He was naked and looked pretty hot. I'm posting it on youtube. I'm so excited, a new forensics show! I can never get enough of those.

Meatpie
26-01-09, 09:09 AM
Wow verlup!!! Can't wait man!

phoenix_orochi
27-01-09, 12:06 AM
I want to cum on verlup's avatar guy. Man I love your av!! :load:
Sadly I cant selfsuck and time ago hurt my back when trying to cum on my face he he. ouch. :sm (61)::sm (20): Oh yes. Sperm tastes good and contains vitamin C :sm (39):

aaron
27-01-09, 01:15 AM
Oh yes. Sperm tastes good and contains vitamin C :sm (39):

:sm (43)::sm (43)::sm (43):

Meatpie
27-01-09, 08:56 AM
Sadly I cant selfsuck and time ago hurt my back when trying to cum on my face he he. ouch. :sm (61)::sm (20): Oh yes. Sperm tastes good and contains vitamin C :sm (39):

:sm (58): LOL Orochi, so you drunk young boy cum or just your own? I've never tasted it.

dogfood
27-01-09, 08:21 PM
You been with 82~ guys and never tasted cum?

Meatpie
27-01-09, 08:23 PM
yes

phoenix_orochi
27-01-09, 08:32 PM
^ I eat mine. Tastes good. Dont have the luck to drink anothers man milk. But maybe some day.:load::sm (32)::load::sm (13):

Meatpie
27-01-09, 08:55 PM
omg.

dogfood
28-01-09, 07:10 PM
try shooting your own directly into your mouth, meatpie. :P

Meatpie
04-02-09, 02:33 PM
try shooting your own directly into your mouth, meatpie. :P

Yesterday I was with a guy and told him "please don't cum on my face"

He said "OK".

No sooner had he finished the sentence then he threw cum in my face, directly into my mouth even in my eye and ear.

My whole face, hairy chest, pillow was in his cum. He threw a lot...it sprayed everywhere.

So this was the first time I tasted cum, against my will. You never know in life.

It tasted great...like some fruit juice. :sm (33):


:sm (43)::sm (43)::sm (43)::sm (43)::sm (43)::sm (43):

dogfood
04-02-09, 03:53 PM
It varies from guy to guy. I was told mine tasted good and fruity, probably because I drink a lot of juice and don't eat a lot of junky stuff or smoke. :)

"please don't cum on my face" That must of sounded aukward lol. Why was your face there? Giving oral sex and trying to dodge at the end?

Meatpie
04-02-09, 11:04 PM
He stood up in the last moment and pointed the gun at my face. I tried to put my hand but it was too late.

What did you eat today, pizza again?

My ex is studying molecular biology so he explained a lot to me about cum, how it forms and stuff...

heheehh

dogfood
05-02-09, 01:40 AM
Yup, Pizza again. Special occasion just for you. And because I been hungry for pizza for months and didn't have the cash for it.

Meatpie
05-02-09, 09:27 AM
I thought pizza was cheap in the US?

One slice here is 50 euro-cents.

Meatpie
05-02-09, 11:39 AM
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dogfood
05-02-09, 01:13 PM
He's a hottie

kitanaprincess
10-02-09, 12:16 AM
o.0 do guys really do this???

verlup1
10-02-09, 04:58 AM
I thought pizza was cheap in the US?

One slice here is 50 euro-cents.
It costs 3$ here. I can't believe it. I never buy it because I don't really like it much but I did once thinking it would be very cheap. I assumed 1.50$ but the guy said 3 and I was so annoyed.

Meatpie
10-02-09, 12:26 PM
Thats fucking expensive.

kitanaprincess
10-02-09, 07:27 PM
you think thats expensive? here's a lot expensieved =S

Meatpie
04-03-09, 01:07 PM
Successful self of a 19-year-old.

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_4tS0noyK5Vo/Sa2Ne4FRbMI/AAAAAAAAv8s/G80bzGiYQJo/s1600/xyron_x.pngss.png

fay546
05-04-09, 02:56 AM
haha,that is a good idea for me !

TasteySweetTina
18-06-09, 04:02 AM
If you want to be able to suck your dick, lay on your back and bring your feet over your head, put your hands on your butt and pull forward but relax. After you try this a couple times you'll be able to get more and more in your mouth. Good luck :)

TasteySweetTina
18-06-09, 05:30 PM
I work at a pizza shop and we sell one slice for 4$.

Meatpie
18-06-09, 05:38 PM
Thats expensive.

Entilzha
18-06-09, 08:19 PM
I have a whole pizaa for just 4,99 Euro...

Ps!cK0
19-06-09, 03:34 PM
No i cant :)

cockcollector
19-06-09, 03:59 PM
i used to b able to in my teens...yummy

roadkill
20-06-09, 05:54 AM
I did that before. Hurts your back after a while.
Sperm taste salty.

Meatpie
20-06-09, 09:44 AM
You are lucky, I so wish I could suck my cock, never managed to reach it however hard I tried.

roadkill
20-06-09, 10:10 PM
Well it's okay, but it's more fun to be able to have someone else suck you off.

besides, like I said, the back hurts after a bit and it distracts you from focusing on cumming. Like when you drive your car and have someone suck you off. It's hard to focus on both driving and cumming.

Hey meatpie, would you like to trade face pics? I'm curious to see you.
let me know.

Meatpie
20-06-09, 10:25 PM
I don't drive, I hate cars.

roadkill
21-06-09, 03:21 AM
Well you get the idea.

It's distracting.

roadkill
22-06-09, 12:10 AM
:sm (19):Okay here's one for Meat PIE. Tell me how long it takes you to get off on this pic?:sm (19):

698

Meatpie
22-06-09, 01:13 PM
That guy is way too skiny, thats why he can do it. I have belly fat.

Entilzha
22-06-09, 03:18 PM
A little bit of love handles never hurted anyone....


:D

Meatpie
22-06-09, 03:21 PM
Mine is not exactly love handles, just a belly that I can't get rid of.

Entilzha
22-06-09, 03:25 PM
Work out in the Gym? Build muscle and character ;)

Peehnut
10-07-09, 06:02 AM
My god thats hot! Its times like these i really wish i had a penis....

Meatpie
10-07-09, 10:31 AM
Jesus, you are a girl too?

Peehnut
11-07-09, 04:19 AM
of course...what is it with you and women? i understand you not being attracted to them but you act like we're contagious

Little.Boy.Rot
11-07-09, 08:58 PM
Hehheh Connnnnnnnnnnnnnatagious!
Anywho
I can self suck...about and inch onto my dick.
I swallow my own spunk.
It sweet and nutty =D nutty ahahahha

dogfood
14-07-09, 04:57 AM
nutty? lol

Little.Boy.Rot
16-07-09, 12:01 AM
I think its cuz i eat alot of xD almonds

roadkill
16-07-09, 03:42 AM
Well eat your almonst and try this......

798:sm (19):

You can tell how deep it will go.

dogfood
16-07-09, 03:54 AM
Looks like a lot of fun. :(

Little.Boy.Rot
24-07-09, 10:09 PM
OHFUCK
Yah I can't do that D:
Maybe if went back to doing ballet i could agian probally

callmecaleb
09-06-12, 07:00 PM
Yeah, I've sucked my own dick. And tasted and swallowed lots of cum. Sometimes it don't taste too good but mostly it's great, especially the young dudes. Theirs is usually thick, creamy and plentiful. I also like to clamp my teeth over my cockhead and see how long I can hold the position.

garrett42071
15-06-12, 10:21 PM
could do it until i got about 16....could do it..and did it a lot. ha

georgeosborna
16-06-12, 07:33 AM
No, I will never tried to suck my own dick and I don't want to do that because it would be a weird feeling for anybody to suck his own cock. I think I never felt to do this thing and I think it's not great idea for anybody to doing this.

mydeadgayson
01-01-14, 04:27 AM
I'd never leave the house...

JASONTWEBBER
05-01-14, 11:38 AM
I USED TO BE ABLE TO NOT ANYMORE

doggyboi
14-01-14, 12:44 PM
I could do it when I was younger, not now...

illuminate
29-04-14, 04:33 AM
Have done it before, was able to get the tip in my mouth and blow in my own mouth, but never found the taste of my own cum very satisfying :/ Can still do it, but no longer blow in my mouth, just on my face and chest ;)

Fukujoushi
05-06-14, 05:38 PM
I almost broke my spine the last time I tried to lick the tip...
does practicing some yoga could help to suck your own dick?

JaXx
05-06-14, 07:55 PM
When I was younger I could, not anymore though sadly

stustustugoo
05-06-14, 08:49 PM
I can and still do suck my own cock and drink my own jizz quite often,
I don't see why so many dudes have a problem continuing to be able
to do this as they get a little older, it never hurts my back when I do it............

imurtop
06-06-14, 03:31 AM
I use to be able to do it. Takes practice and you have to be thin. Get your knee's behind your shoulders and you can pull yourself closer. I could get about half of it in. Pretty exciting really but be sure to limber yourself up first! i didn't one time and have back problems to this day. : ) Use to be able to fuck myself as well even though I am a top, but again, pretty exciting. Joys of youth I guess?

callmecaleb
23-06-14, 10:47 PM
I agree with Stu. Suck my dick and drink my cum...or just shoot onto my face. Now, my favorite trick is to clamp my teeth onto the cock and bite hard, sometimes breaking the skin. Or scraping my dick to draw blood. Blood or cum, both taste great.

blue-earth
24-06-14, 08:12 PM
I remember i could do it when i was 14 ...it was so nice ....sigh i had to keep practicing so i could do it now too :(

dockie69
16-08-14, 01:18 AM
When I was a teenager I used to be able to lick the head, would lie on my back and put my feet over my head. Unfortunately, I can no longer do that.

Early
08-09-14, 05:23 AM
I learned to do it in high school. I was a swimmer, thin and very limber. I kept working on it and by the time I was 18, I could get the gland to my throat and get off by swallowing on it. Looking it up, I found that I was one in about 10,000 that could engulf the whole thing. Masters and Johnson sex studies covered it. It is called auto fellatio.

frencheunuk
21-09-14, 07:06 PM
I miss 2 or 3 cm and I'm not flexible enough !

Meatpie
07-01-15, 11:52 PM
http://istoreimg.com/upload/big/2015/01/08/54adc6be2b5c4.jpg

Jdmte
21-01-15, 01:29 AM
I could when I was younger. Was self suking at a party and was fought