His brains may be gone. But, another career awaits. He could still be a member of the Congress of the United States of America. If you watched our elections which finally ended Tuesday, you know that a brain is no longer essential to run for office. You just give a lot of money to people who badmouth your opponents. If you lose, become a consultant for a cable news network.

So, fill that head with foam, cement or oatmeal. Sew it up, put a suit on him and he's ready to go. Oh, be sure to leave a hole in his neck for someone to insert their hand and move his lips. Even if he starts decomposing, nobody really cares. Look at the Congressional Representatives we have now. Clearly, some of them have been dead for two or three terms. I think a couple were stuffed years ago. Notice how they don't move at all.

Nice photos!
 
One has to wonder how

many that commit suicide have it

even cross their mind what will

happen to their body. The necessary

Autopsy sanctioned by law from their

being stripped naked by strangers

And documented photographically

with nothing unshown.
 
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