Floating body in flooded USA streets

[PiercedChest]

 

[alexonedeath]

Now Kees, you know very well that street is in the Netherlands. Don't try to dump your floating bodies in the United States. We have plenty.

 

[gibing]

Float him past my home please

 

[PiercedChest]

Now Kees, you know very well that street is in the Netherlands. Don't try to dump your floating bodies in the United States. We have plenty.

Alex, that can't be in our country. We stick our long rod-shaped body parts in our dykes when they start to leak (only you prudish Americans think Hans Brinker put his thumb in). And we wouldn't throw our floaters around for free either, we're a very thrifty and economical people. Glad to hear you have plenty though, maybe you could share a few ?

 

[alexonedeath]

Alex, that can't be in our country. We stick our long rod-shaped body parts in our dykes when they start to leak (only you prudish Americans think Hans Brinker put his thumb in). And we wouldn't throw our floaters around for free either, we're a very thrifty and economical people. Glad to hear you have plenty though, maybe you could share a few ?

Kees, the U.S. is a nation of hoarders. You can't possibly expect us to share even one of our floaters, let alone a few. They are OURS, and we want more, more...MORE! Also, you'd better be careful talking dirty about plugging your dykes with dicks. If King Willem-Alexander hears, he'll have your head on a pike!

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