Meatpie

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He was getting ready to fap to some porn magazine but passed away before he could cum.

The morticans will have to ejeculate him at the morgue now and close his mouth so that he doesn't scare his young nephews at his funeral.

 
Can you get a guy to cum after he dies? You can when they're sleeping but what about in the morgue?
 
Yes, this has been discussed before. There are ways to get a dead guy's cock hard and make them cum, although dead guys won't shoot far like some alive ones.

Still some alive ones only drip when they cum so it is all relative and depends on what you want to achieve.
 
Actually you can make them shoot pretty hard.

You have to use the right amount of electricty to do it.

Too bad for this guy. oh well he was looking at str8 porn anyway.
 
nice way to find a guy dead
 
I call BS, someone just took his pic when his eyes were closed his face and the rest of his visable body are the wrong color for being dead, obviously is alive.
 
If he were dead, the hands would not be the way they are here = the mag probably would have closed.
 
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