Date Night With Delvis

phyzzique

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A night of pleasure ahead, surely.
 
I had a date with Delvis once, but I ended our relationship the moment I laid eyes on his bedroom décor. I could not possibly be with a man who would put those drapes and that lamp with such a splendid bedframe. Now that he's dead, though, I feel guilty.
 
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