Young man gets stuck in window and dies from positional asphyxia

I have nightmares about dying from positional asphyxia after getting stuck in a window, especially an unbreakable louvered glass bank window!
 
I have nightmares about dying from positional asphyxia after getting stuck in a window, especially an unbreakable louvered glass bank window!

The solution Alex is simple - never break into a bank, especially one with unbreakable louvered glass windows. Did your mother not teach you this?
 
My mother said I was her little cupcake. I could do no wrong. She did try to teach me not to break into banks, and she also tried to teach me not to play with other people's dicks. I must have had a learning disability, because I break into banks and play with the tellers' dicks anyway. It's a good thing my mother didn't live to see it.
 
I'm not sure I like the idea of a cupcake playing with my dick - my dick playing with a cupcake perhaps. But somehow my mouth and a cupcake seem to go together better - oh, come to think of it ....
But there again, I never was a bank teller, perhaps I missed out on something?
 
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