People should not deposit dead bodies and detached body parts in such beautifully kept suburban areas. Even such a delicious pelvis as this should be taken to the inner city and tossed in a ghetto, where it might not even be noticed.
"In the UK, a fag is a cigarette, and a sailor is a homosexual. Use this while out and about in Portsmouth or Plymouth."from How To: Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male