The sound of those arrows hitting is fantastic! It reminds me how much I don't ever want to be attacked by Indians. Give me a bullet any day. Their pants are nobody's idea of regulation military issue, but that's exactly why they are such fun. The soldier's big jiggling cocks and balls are shown off to good advantage in them.
"In the UK, a fag is a cigarette, and a sailor is a homosexual. Use this while out and about in Portsmouth or Plymouth."from How To: Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male