The burning question in British politics today - did David Cameron place his private parts in a dead pig's mouth as part of an initiation rite when he was a student at Oxford? The claim is made by Lord Ashcroft, a Tory peer and former treasurer of the Conservative Party, in a somewhat unsympathetic biography of the Prime Minister published yesterday. There is allegedly a photo to prove it though it hasn't yet emerged, and from what we know of Oxbridge ex-pubic-school drinking clubs it could quite possibly be true.
Google 'Cameron pig' for some wonderful coverage!
In the immortal words of the Daily Telegraph (aka the Torygraph:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/pol...d-sex-with-a-pig-It-really-doesnt-matter.html
"Perverse as it might sound, there really aren't any political consequences of a story that the Prime Minister did something rude to a dead pig .... In summary, this country is now led by a man whom many voters will forever believe or suspect once had sex with a dead pig."
Isn't life wonderful?