Meatpie, you should send the Daily Mail a note offering your services as proofreader for their site. You could do the job in your spare time from the comfort of home, and the pay would probably be decent. They certainly NEED a proofreader.
"In the UK, a fag is a cigarette, and a sailor is a homosexual. Use this while out and about in Portsmouth or Plymouth."from How To: Convince People You're a Heterosexual Male