Hi guys.
I went mountain biking today and went to the zoo...out of boredom and I needed to be away from home for a bit.
It was hot so I went for the shade and to drink some water.
Then all of a sudden a fat 40-year-old comes up to me and says "hi".
"Whats your name?"
I didn't say at first.
He chatted me up.
Small talk shit like unemployment and jobs.
The he said, "You look like a really nice guy, and very intelligent, this is my card call me and we can have a drink together".
Then he darted off and got in the car with his wife.
WTF?
His card said he worked as a sales manager in construction company specializing in pools!
:sm (20):
I didn't know how to react.
He asked for my cell and I gave it to him.
Jesus how could I be so stupid.
If mom finds out she will kill me.
She has warned me many times not to talk to any strangers.
Whats even more insane is that he said he worked in Slovenia and knows Maribor where Opasan is from.
lol :sm (31):
I immediately thought of him and said, "Oh I know where that is".
How would you react in my place?
I am such a retard, why the fuck did I give him my number.
He was old and had a big belly. :sm (30):
:sm (41):
I went mountain biking today and went to the zoo...out of boredom and I needed to be away from home for a bit.
It was hot so I went for the shade and to drink some water.
Then all of a sudden a fat 40-year-old comes up to me and says "hi".
"Whats your name?"
I didn't say at first.
He chatted me up.
Small talk shit like unemployment and jobs.
The he said, "You look like a really nice guy, and very intelligent, this is my card call me and we can have a drink together".
Then he darted off and got in the car with his wife.
WTF?
His card said he worked as a sales manager in construction company specializing in pools!
:sm (20):
I didn't know how to react.
He asked for my cell and I gave it to him.
Jesus how could I be so stupid.
If mom finds out she will kill me.
She has warned me many times not to talk to any strangers.
Whats even more insane is that he said he worked in Slovenia and knows Maribor where Opasan is from.
lol :sm (31):
I immediately thought of him and said, "Oh I know where that is".
How would you react in my place?
I am such a retard, why the fuck did I give him my number.
He was old and had a big belly. :sm (30):
:sm (41):