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    angry I lost the keys to the attic

    I feel horrible, searching all day and nothing found, no trace as if they evaporated into thin air. They were brand new and the neighbours paid for them. Granny stares at me in disbelief. I think I may have dropped them in snow one metre deep. I don't know what to do.

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    they are probably in the most obvious place.........

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    Yeah...resting in peace under snow on the garage roof.

    How are your feets doing ?
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    Wouldn't happen to have a metal detector or know someone who does?

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    I FOUND THEM!!!! It was in the attic

    - All men must die -

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    And where exactly did you find them because I searched everywhere...
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    hey
    my feet are great,
    i fucked the shit out of my own left sole today
    and cummed all over the big boy!!!!!
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    i love my hot feet!!!!!!!! lol

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    If you think your keys are on the garage roof, perhaps you could melt that snow by heating up the garage. If the sun has come out, put something dark on the snow to melt it faster. It could be black plastic, a dark blanket or even soot. If you try to scrap it off, the keys will go with the snow and hosing it down with a hose may collapse the roof.

    If you think you might have lost them in the yard, spread wood ashes over the snow to melt it faster. The ashes are good for the grass.

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    I did the same thing with my mailbox key while I was trying to brush the snow off my bay leaf tree. I found it when the snow melted. A metal detector might help, Meatie

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    What's the problem Meatpie?
    a. The one locked in the attic can't get out anymore.
    b. You can't get in anymore and your secret stash is starting to smell now temperatures are going up again.
    c. The neighbor is a gang leader who needs to deliver the goods hidden in your attic within a week or he's fish food.
    d. All of the above.
    Death is eternal peace

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    The neighbours have an old door in the attic and I use it to play dead and take photos.
    m/ ^_^ m/ "The goal of all life is death" - Sigmund Freud

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    So did you ever get your keys?

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    Interesting exchange - nice to have a place to play!

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    No I can't find the damn keys, I have no idea how I lost them or where to search.
    m/ ^_^ m/ "The goal of all life is death" - Sigmund Freud

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    Keys should have mobile phones, so when you lose them, you simply call them and the rnigtone shows where they are.
    Hope you find them soon, Meatpie.
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