Well it's Saturday so I have more time to prepare one of my favourite pasta dishes, cock carbonara. The odd pic has appeared before but here are a few different shots that should be new to many.

BTW guys (and gals), if you like my thread and the pics, please give me a vote.
 

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Just a few more shots.
 

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A good, brisk walk this morning and then off to the pub for a meal....
 

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I wonder what balls and cock do taste like? I was told never to eat them raw. - One guy in the UK told me after his cock was cut off by his master. He was made to cook it. He simmered it in white wine and sauteed it in butter and served to his master on white rice. He only told me the head was very tender.
 
Thanks for that info. Turbo - I've never tried it and am never likely to either. However, if anybody here has, they might like to tell us......
 
Having eaten too much over the weekend, perhaps I should have a salad today with my portion of meat - it's certainly an interesting way to present the salad onion....... For any member who's interested, I have attached two copies of the same pic to show how the background has been added to some of them.
 

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:wow sign:

Thanks turbo, since the penis is our most tender part I think very likely it will be tender and delicious when cooked too, yummy
 
I agree that the head of the dick should be nice and tender but the shaft might need long, slow cooking to break down the tougher membranes that stop the cock over-inflating when you get a hard on.

BTW, because the shaft and the head are separate, if you were to clean out the blood it should then be quite easy to stuff the shaft with one filling and the head with another - just a thought if anybody was willing and able to try.........
 
There's enough time today for a pub lunch and I'll have the sausage with vegetables, mushrooms and Jersey Royal new potatoes.......excuse me waiter, can I have some gravy please?
 

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Hmmm......I'm feeling particularly carnivorous today so I think that I'll go for the meat platter!
 

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....and a few more shots.
 

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I thought that the point of this forum was to *share* pics. I accept that not everyone will like these but that can be said for almost every pic shared on this site - even many of the pics that you share !

Okay, fine, I shan't complete this series.
 
Thank you for your understanding.

It was fun at first but judging by the replies you get not a lot of people are interested in your photoshopped cock meals, I've personally had enough.

:green puke:

The guys at zambianmeat will love your cooked penises, why don't you try sharing there for a few days, see how it goes. :beer:

You are of course always welcome on CDG, hope you don't take it personal.
 
I thought that the point of this forum was to *share* pics. I accept that not everyone will like these but that can be said for almost every pic shared on this site - even many of the pics that you share !

Okay, fine, I shan't complete this series.

What a pity, you have posted some delicious pics!
 
Mbly, assuming that I'm allowed to do so by "the powers that be" - and if other members also want to see them, I might be persuaded to create an album containing the remaining, un-posted pics.

Guys, if you do / don't want me to do this, please tell me.
 
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