"...who am I??" For the moment, Mathieu, I will just say you are THE GREATEST! :D
Mattai, you are back! Where have you been? Were you skulking about Eastern Europe again, knee deep in sinister activities? Now that you are here, when may we expect the onslaught of your thread comments to begin? I think I've figured out who you are. :O
If you are dead, please advise details. Otherwise, report for duty.
Mr. Mattai, you have an identical twin brother, do you not? What is his first name? I wish you would come back to CDG so I could discuss VERY IMPORTANT (monkey) BUSINESS with you.
Alex!! Yes, the holidays are here, the new year has arrived, and my Johnny Walker has been poured!! It is indeed, great to be back!
It's always good to see Mr. Mattai in the house. :D
YAY...it's Mr. Mattai, returned to us at long last from his latest fearful and action-packed odyssey!
Mr. Mattai, you have not checked in here for A YEAR! Where ARE you? I regret that I am left no recourse but to issue an APB for your capture: Wanted - Mattai - Dead or Alive (preferably naked)!
Seriously, it's been WAY too long since we've seen you. What's needed to get you back for a visit to CDG? Are you holding out for a video of Santa being beheaded? Just name your price, Mr. Mattai, and I'll see what I can scare up.
I never would have guessed you were a father, Matt, and of a SON no less. I congratulate you! Doesn't tradition require you to hand out cigars? (Just sayin', 'cause I didn't get mine.) Anyway, WELCOME HOME!
I Brake for Maya!