Edema

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Hi guys.
I don't know if you all missed me.
But I have returned.

Sorry bout leaving so abruptly.
I had a run in with some bad huudo.

Basically, I got in a really bad sky diving accident....
Parachute deployed but at to late and I hit the ground in a bad attempt at a roll.
Had to be in the hospital for a few weeks.
Bills got stacked up and had to leave.
Lost my apartment too.
Almost was homeless.

Anyways enough of that.
I'm glad to be back and in relatively good shape.

-Edema
 
Welcome back home. I am terribly sorry to hear about your ordeal. Why did you lose your apartment?

I don't like you but from what you are saying you sound like a tough nut and that should be respected.:peace:Life goes on, lots of shit has happened to forum members this year yet we somehow soldier on and I advise you to do the same.

Healthcare in the US is fucked, almost unbelievably fucked and your president has done little to change that.
 
Why don't you like me?
I haven't done anything wrong to you...ever...
But its okay mate. I like you anyways.
I couldn't pay for the rent due to the hospital bills.
Lost my boyfriend cuz of it...
Oh well he was a mooch anyways.

I will soldier on.
I've had a near death exsperience and I liked it....
 
I can't believe things like this are happening in the US, worse than Eastern Europe.

Several people have shared similar experiences and lost their homes in the United States because of monster hospital bills.

Good to hear you are not sinking into despair and self-pity.

People who don't take things too personal live longer.

So can you tell us more about your near-death experience, why didn't you open your chute earlier?

So many people die in skydiving accidents every year, it's insane. I couldn't do it, I'll get dizzy and pass out.
 
Its happening everywhere, chum.
The world is going apocalyptic.
I am not going to despair about my life.
I've seen the lowest of low.
Not ever going to let it get that bad agian.
Because one knows what to do when things get that bad.
-Wink wink-

Well...it was scary yet exhilirating....
I was counting to thirty like they tell you to do once you fall free.
You are allowed up to 3 minutes off free falling before you have to open your chute.
So I was free falling and the wind curved and buffeted me upside down.
I freaked and pulled the chute as I saw the ground coming faster.

Yet I guesse I didn't pull hard or something...cuz it didn't open right away as I was spinning around.
But i was hoping if I was going to die...
"Please not on my face..not on my handsome face"
So the chute came open and i was still at an odd angle.
They tell you to bend and try to start runnning in air, so that you take the pressure of your legs.
So I went into that postion, yet but I hit a small updipping as i was coming down so i hit my stomach in an attempt to roll.

That was the best thing I could do.
And by no means am I a great sized chap.
I'm lean and bit sturdy but not muscle built.

But I'm alive...... yah.....

I loved everyminute of it...even when i though i was going to die.

~Edema
 
Oh, once you start spinning even professionals will get disorientated, I've seen a few videos where air currents got the dude spinning so hard he couldn't open his chute and hit a tree that saved his life.

Otherwise he would have been minced meat if he hit a rock.
 
Yes. Meatpie we have a name for those things

Spinning around uncontrollably we call: air-wanked
Falling to the ground or tree or rock or w/e and or dying we call: Cast out of heaven.

I'm glad i'm not mincemeat...that would not have been so handsome

Thank you stustustugoo, I appreciate it greatly. I didn't want to become mush if i hit the ground...that would have been bad.

Thanks you verlup, your welcomes are much good
 
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