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useless bum
13-08-09, 03:25 AM
So what would be yours if you meet one of us? "Do you like corpses?" Mine would be, "Do you like a dead squid (poser on a crotch rocket with minimum gear, etc. and often with lots of tatts and piercings)? I have nice pics of dead squids." What would be yours?

Little.Boy.Rot
13-08-09, 04:40 AM
Your so wierd with your language.
Lol mine would be "So...how bout I get to know you alot deeeeper"
xDDD

Meatpie
13-08-09, 03:03 PM
I am currently chatting with a dude who drives an ambulance.

First thing I ask is, "Have you seen a mangled corpse".

Little.Boy.Rot
14-08-09, 12:19 AM
How romantic...Meaty
That why you shag ugly fatties...

useless bum
15-08-09, 02:07 AM
I am currently chatting with a dude who drives an ambulance.

First thing I ask is, "Have you seen a mangled corpse".

Well, I have in person! Actually, body pieces, though :)

Meatpie
15-08-09, 09:24 AM
When?

useless bum
17-08-09, 12:51 AM
When?

Last year.

Meatpie
17-08-09, 09:20 AM
Can you give us the details please?

useless bum
18-08-09, 12:29 AM
Can you give us the details please?

Ummm, I really can't. But I will tell you at the Gore Party.